253-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

253-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Whenever you see a microphone anywhere that is an opportunity. The possibility now exists that you can grab that mic and you can fart in it. This is how we even the playing field in life. A homeless man and a Greek billionaire suddenly become the same living being - a mic farter. King A** Ripper is an international treasure for a reason. He seizes the opportunities that others ignore. He never, EVER passes on the chance to drop heat for the rest of us. Thank you Hairy N Gross Glutton. You inspire us all. International super star Nicki Minaj got the hint (okay it wasn't her) and now has a real hit on her hands! Plus Theo heard the song that all the Mommy's are talking about and, you guessed it, he wants his cut. Tina tries to reason with him, but there's no taking the hood out of this pooch. Tina is a big NERD and wears undies during a massage (MOMSSAGE). Are you the same type of NERD that she is? If you're a flight attendant please keep the jokes inside of your head. You're the WORST! And finally Half Ounce drops some crazy Ya know what I'm talkin about, ya feel me, ya know what I mean? And Tina thinks he has some BIG WORDS too! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episoder(824)

192-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

192-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

It's not bad to consider that if you're not good at something then you should quit! And if you don't quit then hopefully Eric Kelly will appear at the thing you're not good at and make fun of you. On ...

29 Jan 20141h 3min

191-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

191-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

If you're gay I challenge you to up your game. Listen to the gayest man that has ever lived and see if you can top him, if even, for a moment. When ladies OR guys can't control the joy they feel when ...

24 Jan 20141h 2min

190-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

190-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Every animal can get diarrhea, but why did that animal get that loose brown? Let's talk about it. Top Dog and Charo get a surprise phone call about Tom's sex education class memory. Was there a VERY o...

22 Jan 20141h 9min

189-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

189-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Seems like it's pretty much settled - TOMMY IS THE MAIN MOMMY. Episode 19 is revisited and the evidence is CLEAR. Christina is filing appeals, but we doubt there's a judge in the land that will grant ...

17 Jan 20141h 2min

Juelz Ventura-188-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Juelz Ventura-188-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

HONESTLY, we feel like you're going to leave this episode like, "Whoa, I'm proud of myself." Thanks to you, the dedicated little mommy that could, we have managed to land an all-time favorite and MY O...

15 Jan 20142h 1min

187-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

187-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Great news! Dennis Rodman isn't retarded. That is, of course, according to Dennis Rodman. He's just really, really drunk and he wishes he had been alive many years ago, to befriend Hitler, the often-l...

10 Jan 20141h 12min

186-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

186-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

This episode is very CHILDISH in the way that we make fun of other living people. We hope you are okay with that. Former NBA player and current mentally retarded person, Dennis Rodman is, well, defini...

8 Jan 20141h 8min

185-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

185-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Jeezy is short for Jizzles - that's a little known fact we made up. As the new year gets rolling we want you to stay POSITIVE. We encourage you to reaffirm positive thoughts about yourself with yourse...

3 Jan 20141h 11min

Populært innen Humor

papaya
rss-spartsklubben
enkel-servering
harm-og-hegseth
tore-og-haralds-podkast
storefri-med-mikkel-og-herman
tusvik-tnne
topp-3-med-wold-og-fladseth
rss-nesten-hele-uka-med-lepperod
misjonen-med-antonsen-og-golden
ma-pa-behandling-med-morten-ramm
folk-flest-med-linn-og-nils
wolfgang-wee-uncut
verdens-verste
rss-det-alle-snakker-om-med-siri-og-kim
hanna-de-heldige
jan-thomas-og-einar-blir-venner
rss-dannet-uten-piano
rss-dette-ma-aldri-skje-igjen
gutta-backer