635 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Pull up those jeans and tighten your belt, this one is epic.  We bring you our first unofficial round of On Drugs or Mentally Ill? This one comes from Starbucks and this lady really loses it. We couldn't feel more connected to the barista that (apparently) told her to get off her phone. This is a rare feat for us since normally Tommy is plotting barista harm. Don't worry, later we find a customer who is Tommy's soul mate - for all the wrong reasons.  PLUS, the great Josh Potter joins us in studio to share some of the strangest and most offensive adult entertainment he could find and it's as hilarious as it is disturbing. AND we have Felipe Esparza join us for a quality talk about comedy, life, drugs and a lot more. He's so hilarious and we already want him back.  Check him, fools. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Okt 20182h 45min

Burps? Yup. Face farts? Uh-huh. Jizz into a cup and then sip your own? You know where you are.  It's another episode of the award-winning, life-altering, always enlightening YMH.  More evidence that not only is Christine a snitch, she's a hypocrite too! Plus SNL alum Finesse Mitchell stops by to talk some ish and promote his new special, The Spirit Told Me To Tell You, coming to Showtime October 19. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Okt 20182h 31min

Pull your jeans up over your head. This one is a smasher. It's one thing to pretend to be disabled. It's another to do it so effectively that three separate caretakers change your diaper and wash your beans. Should we condemn or celebrate this disturbed man? Are Bert and Ernie gay? Uh, yeahhhh. Plus we finally solve the FGTRTD mystery, we read your emails and above all else we are beyond thrilled to have Ethan and Hila Klein of H3 Podcast in studio with us.  They are delightful, hilarious and sweet to no end. Learn how these two Ted's fell in love, rose to fame on YouTube and more.  Try it out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Sep 20182h 48min

We have found him! A guy who doesn't understand what face-farting is, so he needs a demo. OH, NOW HE GETS IT! So many of you wrote in to express your disgust with Christina's lack of loyalty. A few of you agree with her, but there's snitches in every circle.  Plus, could Tommy's parents have been any more weird about sex? No. An actual medical doctor listens to our show and he gives us the undisputed truth about air escaping via vag and butt. AND Andrew Santino, a fantastic comedian and actor joins us and we can say without question he is a hall of fame guest.  Pull your jeans up, but don't touch your peepee.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Sep 20182h 3min

Jada Pinkett Smith's body is just like Antartica and Iraq and Cleveland - it's really something! Is Christina loyal? Seems like she might be the type to turn Tommy in just for a simple murder charge. The great and hilarious Doug Mellard joins us in studio. His new album, Fart Safari 2: Fart Harder is not only the greatest title ever, it's also hilarious.  We discuss Doug's awful tattoos, the first time Tom met him (after being attacked), emails from listeners and much more. Pull em up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Sep 20181h 53min

A lot of ladies out there want to eat the booty, what about you?  Charles Schwab's daughter Brenda transitioned into a massive man, Brendan Schaub. We speak to him about his amazing life (and how much he looks like a man now).  Plus we ALL laugh at a man who was electrocuted on live TV. Does he live? You'll have to listen to find out.  The FGTRTD saga continues, we read your emails, play an AMAZING new prank call featuring Top Dog AND does President Obama listen to YMH?!?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Sep 20182h 18min

The jeans are back and ready to pull them up! There's nothing like a fart prank on a dad. Dad's definitely have the best, angry reactions.  PLUS, the gay porn writer/actor/directors that brought us the "my daddy taught me" classic lines are back with another and it's even better! Speaking of farts, famed fired security guard, Paul Flart joins us for a quick chat AND Tina gets super uncomfortable with the "I'll make ya cum guy" and his new message.  Your mothers also discuss Louis CK's "comeback," a horrific public phone call a grandmother took, sucking feet in public and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Aug 20181h 36min

Beep! Beep! Beep! No, there isn't a dump truck backing down the street, Bert Kreischer AKA Burnt Chrysler is back and his body makes that same noise whenever he takes a step.  We are celebrating this enormous man's great, new hilarious Netflix special SECRET TIME which is available worldwide AUGUST 24.  We discuss it all with Bert and have some laughs that are too good to describe. This one is an instant denim classic.   Special thanks to Tony Celano and Eric Freedman for the amazing animation and Jake Glazier for the perfect voice overs.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Aug 20182h 37min