Bonjour You C***

Bonjour You C***

The lads dive into Trump’s latest inauguration, debating whether keeping it indoors was a strategic move to dodge an embarrassingly small crowd, while applauding Michelle Obama for swerving the whole thing entirely and setting a new standard in #NotMyProblem energy. Then, they lay out their own presidential plans—starting with an executive order to ban raspberry yoghurts nationwide.


Elsewhere, Pete’s voice machine impression of Luke’s child leaves Luke thoroughly creeped out, there’s another mad documentary recommendation, and after a woodworm fiasco, Pete’s officially done with the whole “owning a house” thing.


Plus, a cautionary tale about why you should never wear a beret in Glasgow...


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The Panda Conspiracy

The Panda Conspiracy

Recent geopolitical events have got Pete wondering whether he could successfully land a plane - any guesses for the response from a technologically capable man riddled with self doubt? Other topics of...

8 Okt 30min

Addicted to the Whoops Gun

Addicted to the Whoops Gun

How does Pete feel about manly embraces with Luke? And what does his hug attitude say about his relationship with commitment? Much to think about.Once that’s been dealt with, it’s time for a chat abou...

5 Okt 29min

Crisp 'N Dry

Crisp 'N Dry

The food stays crisp and dry, everyone. Let’s sing about it before your esteemed hosts reflect on how frightening children’s media used to be (and the ubiquity of weird men in said media).Also on the ...

1 Okt 32min

Partaking of the Herbaceous Clippings

Partaking of the Herbaceous Clippings

This fine Monday brings with it tales of Luke and Pete’s respective relationships with the devil’s lettuce, as well as a very nasty internet comment about Mr Donaldson’s home. It’s not big and it’s no...

28 Sep 32min

A Voracious Reader

A Voracious Reader

We’re kicking off today’s proceedings with a jaunt down a very Scottish memory lane, as Luke and Pete reflect on Dundee’s greatest export: the comics of DC Thomson. Those poor Broons were always getti...

24 Sep 31min

A brief heads up would’ve been fun

A brief heads up would’ve been fun

Because Ed Sheeran’s got no moral backbone and all the supporting artists have sacked his tour off, we’re here with unsolicited and unhelpful advice for the big man. No problem mate, always here to he...

21 Sep 27min

In a hostel with a boy from Switzerland

In a hostel with a boy from Switzerland

That’s it, we’ve decided that making fridges is far too easy now. Your favourite LAPS dancers are back to check in with the enshittification of modern life. At least Luke’s been growing ample fauna in...

17 Sep 31min

Corralled into AI Psychosis

Corralled into AI Psychosis

Luke and Pete have got AI on the brain again and this time Anthropic and their public admissions of terrifying stuff are to blame. Chatbots, therapy from a computer, the end of civilisation – we’re ge...

14 Sep 31min

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