MY PARENTS CAUGHT ME WORKING AT A GAY BAR! r/TIFU  - Reddit Stories
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MY PARENTS CAUGHT ME WORKING AT A GAY BAR! r/TIFU - Reddit Stories

Reddit rSlash Storytime r TIFU I acquired baby ducks from a mom duck who put them in danger, played them a duck noise video almost a week of having them, and they started crying for their mom and trying to leave their play pen. :( I cleaned my kitchen, invited parents for dinner, got high and damaged my tit leaning over a cactus, which was soothed with holy water from my mother and then proceeded to flash my father, had a nice but awkward steak pie dinner afterwards. Went to a job interview asked if we could eat lunch in the office not go out. CEO took offense to the accommodation request and the recruiter said that was why I didn't get the job. I've read all the comments so far. Best com Pretended to be vegan to impress a girl, ate way too much at her family's dinner, nuked her toilet and got caught. Now I'm single and traumatized by tofu. I trusted a fart while trying to pee at work and it failed me. There is now a literal crapy pair of my underwear sitting in the dumpster across the street. I exploited a rewards program and can’t get over the guilt of technically being a thief. Paid it forward to someone at a drive-thru for letting me in during a chaotic hour. Attempted to buy their order, assuming they followed in after letting me through but it turns out that they let a second person in. So someone got two freebies today! Haven't slept well this week, auto-piloted and did auto theft. Got daughter to school on time.



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r/IDontWorkHereLady | I DON'T WORK AT THE PET STORE! - rSlash Storytime

r/IDontWorkHereLady | I DON'T WORK AT THE PET STORE! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Wholesome - My latest "vest" story Target The Arts and Crafts Section Sometimes it doesn’t end with anger Old Woman Thinks I Work At Pet Store Sorry, can't help you with your insurance claim, so stop calling me! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

26 Nov 202116min

r/NuclearRevenge | STEAL MY MEDS? ENJOY JAIL!! - rSlash Storytime

r/NuclearRevenge | STEAL MY MEDS? ENJOY JAIL!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge What’s his most prized possession? I will destroy it. Steal my meds? Enjoy divorce, jail, joblessness, and sleeping in your car. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Nov 202117min

r/MaliciousCompliance | Are You SURE You Want My BOSSES NUMBER?! - rSlash Storytime

r/MaliciousCompliance | Are You SURE You Want My BOSSES NUMBER?! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where "I want your boss's number!" "OK" New Boss loves his calculator I am obliged to call you if you are late? Will do! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Nov 202117min

r/EntitledParents | HANDS OFF MY CHILD KAREN! - rSlash Storytime

r/EntitledParents | HANDS OFF MY CHILD KAREN! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Entitled Karen still thinks she is entitled to my unborn child, tries to get CPS to court mandate myself to have a c section so she can adopt my unfortunate child. Karen In Comic Shop My mother believes my time, my money and my possessions are rightfully hers. “ Don’t give her the keys, let her figure it out” Entitled Egg Donor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Nov 202115min

r/MaliciousCompliance | SNOW BLOWING DRAMA!! - rSlash Storytime

r/MaliciousCompliance | SNOW BLOWING DRAMA!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Snow Shoveling Dramas! Make me a coffee! Don't scan the package, enter the number manually... Alrighty then. “I want you to always try before trying to figure out if it will work”. “Sure bossman” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 Nov 202118min

r/ProRevenge | SHE STOLE MY DINNER!! - rSlash Storytime

r/ProRevenge | SHE STOLE MY DINNER!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Oh you want to dump YOUR rubbish in MY bin? Good luck with that buddy! You’re in “such a hurry” yet you stopped for fast food? I’m gonna waste your time then Steal my dinner? I'm going to minorly inconvenience you. Texting while watching movie in theatre? I kick your seat So you’d like to go 13 miles out of your way? You keep me awake, I'll wake you up. History Group Project Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 Nov 202117min

r/AmItheA**hole | NO THANKSGIVING FOR YOU!! - rSlash Storytime

r/AmItheA**hole | NO THANKSGIVING FOR YOU!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA For Walking Out of a Restaurant Twice after My wife made me the 3rd wheel again? AITA for telling my landlady that if she can’t afford to fix things she shouldn’t be renting out a property? AITA for being rude to a lady at a park? AITA for saying my wife didn’t do her job as a mom when she was complaining about an incident with our son? AITA for taking away my daughter's thanksgiving present because she refused to eat what my wife cooked? AITA for asking my husband not to workout while we were on vacation with my family? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Nov 202115min

r/MaliciousCompliance | UMMM, WRONG KIND OF CREAM! - rSlash Storytime

r/MaliciousCompliance | UMMM, WRONG KIND OF CREAM! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where He was very specific about what data he wanted I tricked my mom Would you like some coffee? Hey, remind me to pick this up." "Okay ma, please pick this up." Won’t reimburse my cheaper version of the books, fine I’ll order the newest most expensive versions. No bag allowed in x-ray? No problem My nana’s compliance turned into one of my best Christmas memories The wrong kind of cream Pizza delivery parking spot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Nov 202116min

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