187: The Uncle Mike Way of Life
Dear Hank & John29 Apr 2019

187: The Uncle Mike Way of Life

How do I fairly distribute my hugs? Could black holes suck up the Earth? How do I change the way I walk? How can I support my stressed-out dad? What's the best way to receive negative performance reviews? What do I do if I vomit at work? Why don't ants die when they fall from heights? Who should play me in the movie of my life? John and Hank have (dubious) answers!

The poem John mentions at the beginning of the episode is "The Palace" by Kaveh Akbar, found here.

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