191: The Engagement Duck
Dear Hank & John27 Mai 2019

191: The Engagement Duck

What is the dress code if there is no dress code? Where can I be anxious at work? What should I do with 72 tall vases? How can I avoid having to do dishes? How can I grow my own vegetables if the Sun is in the wrong place? How do I sort out my priorities? How do I tell my girlfriend's mother we aren't ready for a duck? Is there a polite way to ask someone to eat quietly? How and where should I conceal the dream rock? John and Hank have dubious advice!

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434: Curt’s Fleas

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433: Making the Ice

433: Making the Ice

Why are there so few left-handed people? Can people do things on instinct alone? Why haven’t babies evolved to sleep through the night? We’ve heard of ice breakers, but what are some ice makers? How d...

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432: Turtetiquette

432: Turtetiquette

Who is responsible for the ridiculous pet names from John and Hank’s childhood? Any tips on how to cope with pre-wedding stress? Can you explain snot? What is turtle etiquette? What organs do you actu...

12 Nov 202538min

431: The Complicated Dust of Earl Tupper

431: The Complicated Dust of Earl Tupper

How can I eat blocks of moldy cheese and it be delicious, but if I eat a moldy sandwich I die? Are there any experiences from the past 12 years that have shaped your current self? How do I make doing ...

5 Nov 202540min

430: A Yawn Across Time

430: A Yawn Across Time

Would it be harder to swim in lava or water? Why do I have one long white hair that grows from my face cheek? What would the stars look like if I were moving faster than light, like the Enterprise in ...

29 Okt 202549min

429:  The Mouse Layer

429: The Mouse Layer

Why don’t ants drown when it rains? Why is my car covered in bees? How do I balance a profession I love with wanting to have a life outside of work? Why is it easy to put my feet in water, but it’s un...

22 Okt 202535min

428: Hard Pivot to Balls

428: Hard Pivot to Balls

If humanity is around long enough, could another species evolve to look like us to deter predators? What did people do when they woke up before the existence of phones? What’s your favorite replacemen...

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427: Ghosts to Fix the Housing Crisis

427: Ghosts to Fix the Housing Crisis

Do dogs have a preferred direction to chase their tail in? Why do we put the dollar sign before the number? Why don’t we have a word for “dying of thirst”? How do I approach public notoriety? …Hank an...

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