
Ep. 40: Gwyneth Puts The Hell In Health
Aggie and Bryan report back from (reading about) In Goop Health, the Goop Wellness Summit unleashed on the tragic white ladies of Los Angeles. It's as insane as expected, with aura photography, collag...
17 Jun 201736min

Ep. 39: Now Our Clothes Are Killing Us Too!
On this short and sweet episode of Goop Yourself, Aggie and Bryan discuss how toxic cotton is giving flight attendants hives, and the rest of us cancer and autism. We explain why clean risotto is grea...
9 Jun 201726min

Ep. 38: Bulletproof Coffee and Presents for Papi
This week Gwyneth forces Bryan and Aggie to confront their personality disorders. But pretty much everyone's a narcissist, right?? We also learn how to safely consume coffee, trust the mystical wisdom...
2 Jun 201741min

Ep. 37: Secret Pornography & Color-strology
This week goop debuts the most boring sex advice column the world has ever known. This, coupled with a truly basic guide to "colorstrology" makes for a dud of a newsletter. On the plus side, we teach ...
26 Mai 201735min

Ep. 36: Matcha Smoothies and Vintage Boobies
It's wedding season which means spending thousands of dollars on people you used to be friends with and will barely ever see again. But if you read goop you're super rich anyway so who cares! Aggie an...
22 Mai 201740min

Ep. 35: You Can Pry This Egg From My Cold Dead Yoni
This week Aggie and Bryan discuss goop's passionate defense of their ICONIC yoni egg article from earlier this year. They also talk about terrible Mother's day breakfast ideas, doctors who want to sex...
12 Mai 201744min

Ep. 34: Siblings and Cellulite
Oh boy, it's the week before Aggie starts the goop detox and turns her life around! In the newsletter, Gwyneth ponders the burden of being way more rich and successful than her brother. We also discus...
5 Mai 201747min

Ep. 33: What's the DEAL with Human Design??
HUGE news this week as goop announces a glossy quarterly magazine with Conde Nast, and Aggie & Bryan might have to skip a month of rent in order to subscribe. In the meantime, Gwyneth shills for a str...
30 Apr 201732min





















