Learning Chinese through Stories28 Nov 2016

3.2.3B 故事解读《童年危机》

在我外甥女钱多多看来，年方9岁的她，遭遇了人生第一场特大危机——妈妈生弟弟了，她濒临失宠。今非昔比，之前她爸爸朋友圈还在发："特意请假，保障多多首次期末考试！"今年就成了："大家努力二胎吧，都会美梦成真的！" 其实一开始多多心态平和，笃定地告诉我："妈妈说不会重男轻女。"虽然在她眼里，这话意味着"妈妈会魔法，能让弟弟和我一样体重"，甚至她还窃喜不已：父母忙着照顾弟弟的头几天，也是她处于监管真空的时段——可以晚上10点再睡，睡前再吃一大根棒棒冰。然而没过多久，多多便得知亲友给弟弟的红包大都四位数起跳，她就再也无法维持平常心——要知道9年前她满月时，宾客人均才给区区几百元。在号啕痛哭前，多多大叫三声："不公平！" 多多听不进"什么是通货膨胀"，更听不进让她放宽心的劝告。只要我谈及她弟弟，她翻脸比翻书还快——前脚还在跟我讨论《哈利·波特》的剧情，后脚就拿起铅笔对我念咒："阿瓦达索命！"有时被我逼得急了，小学三年级的多多甚至会出其不意，拷问我的心灵："小姨是你的话，会想要弟弟妹妹吗？"我被她噎得无话可说。坦白而言，身为从小看《家有儿女》长大的独生子女，我爱看情景喜剧拟真，可未必爱看情景喜剧成真。也许心焦于家庭地位岌岌可危，多多丧着脸对我说："一有了弟弟，没人检查我数学作业了。"紧接着成绩直线下降。气得她妈妈边吃补品边训她，威胁要取消暑期旅行。"你如果考不上实验中学，参观牛津剑桥有什么用！"多多却越学越颓，而且对游泳、书法、跳舞等等兴趣班都没了兴趣。她妈妈则被新出生的"夜啼郎"弄得精力全无，也只能口头警告多多："等我坐完月子再收拾你！" 还是多多的爸爸出面化解了她的危机。多多目前最大的梦想就是先当新娘后当妈妈，她爸爸便让她打下手照顾弟弟，并把她抱着弟弟的照片传到朋友圈，注明"姐姐是个称职的小妈妈，很会照顾弟弟"，这令多多非常得意。更让她激动的是，爸爸要她给弟弟取小名和设计满月酒菜单。那几天多多威风得像广纳贤士的君王，决心让宾客当天吃遍各种口味的棒棒冰；我开玩笑建议她考虑叫弟弟"李才"，她不懂字面意思，却被我的理由打动："先得有'钱多多'，才能'理财'。" 满月酒当天，多多玩得不亦乐乎，虽说她上方就写着"钱李府公子弥月之喜"。我边吃并无棒棒冰的酒席，边感慨多多忘性大，突然听见我爸对我妈幽幽地说："政策出来时你如果要生，现在也该办满月酒了。"我悚然一惊，还没反应过来，只听多多的外婆大笑："别再当爸爸，安心做爷爷啦！"接着她殷切地转向我："男朋友谈多久啦？什么时候结婚？准备生几个？" http://www.lifeweek.com.cn/2016/0930/48219.shtml

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