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Join us on a journey through time and space as we imagine the best days of our lives. For Joe, that means trading spaces with Steve Martin at Wi Spa and being rescued by Selena Gomez. For Andrew, that...

29 Okt 20251h 40min

This week, HallowenTown's oldest witch, and criminal at large, Agatha Cromwell, sits down with her granddaughter Marnie Piper for another attempt at healing the generational trauma onset by Marnie's l...

22 Okt 20251h 22min

This week we're talking about Halloween parties. Specifically how to improve your party with a few simple tips from Iron Chef Andrew Muscarella. Plus: How To Be Less Fuggo.   HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & And...

15 Okt 20251h 19min

It's basically Halloween. Join Willy Wonka's Oompa Loompa and Violet Beauregarde on a journey through time and space as they discuss their favorite halloween candies, and the imp that has been hauntin...

8 Okt 20251h 14min

How can one man be catfished nine times? This week we unpack Andrew's relationship to... trust?  HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/good...

1 Okt 20251h 3min

This week we're answering YOUR questions. Good Children, please report to the guidance office.  Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST:...

24 Sep 20251h 16min

This week, we’re discussing being celibate. For us, that means our entire lives up until about 23 years old. It also means the first year of this podcast.  Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. ...

10 Sep 20251h 14min

Groufits, BuzzFeed, Facetune, EDs... This week, we go back in time through our Instagram archives to get to the bottom of who we've been pretending to be all our lives.  Join us on Patreon! No filt...

3 Sep 20251h 6min