47: Friendzone To F*ckzone
Sofia with an F16 Sep 2021

47: Friendzone To F*ckzone

I could put a ball in the end zone, put a bad bitch in the friend zone… With some inspo from Jack Harlow, Sofia is helping the DUDES this week. Guys, how long have you been stuck being her shoulder to cry on but not her dick to ride on? Well thanks for Sofia and Sloot University, we’re getting you the fuck out of there and into some pussy. Not only are you getting OUT of the friendzone, but you’re about to flip the game on her. For the lady Sloots, Sofia is presenting some life changing info that’s gonna REALLY make you look in the mirror. How in touch are you with your feminine energy? Is it turning men away? Is this why your dating life is drier than your grandmas vagina? You’re about to find out. Lastly, Sofia rips NYFW to shreds, saying ALL the shit you guys have been thinking…like why the FUCK is A****** R** at the Met Gala? This will probably all get taken back when Sofia is invited next year but hey, we live for today right? FollowSofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Blue Chew: http://bluechew.com promo code SOFIA to receive your first month FREE AZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code RADIO for 20% off AZO Dual Protection Grove: http://grove.com/SOFIA to get your exclusive offer Apostrophe: http://apostrophe.com/SOFIA to get your dermatology visit and save fifteen To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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