1-800 SLOOTS: He Refuses to Delete Grindr
Welcome back to another episode of 1-800 SLOOTS where I clutch my vintage dial phone like you are actually on the other line!! The sloots are my security blanket so TY for sharing your stories…Grindr,...
14 Aug 202548min
Labubu Human Centipede ft. Alex
Committing a SWAF cardinal sin and ZOOM recording with my cousin Alex!! We needed her back on and we’re a little busy with another project so instead of sharing the couch we’re on screen share. Alex i...
7 Aug 202550min
My Forehead Reduction Consult ft. Yasmine Higbee
This week we have a friend on the show to discuss all things Mormon founders, starting a podcast, women’s health, and tattooed hairlines. Yasmine Higbee is my new, fast friend introduced to me by the ...
31 Jul 202554min
Using My Brother’s ID to Get Viagra
Welcome back to 1800-Sloots! But first let’s discuss committing light medical fraud using Lucas’s ID to score off-label Viagra. Nobody wants to talk about women’s sexual health and we deserve pleasure...
24 Jul 202547min
It’s my birthday!
Hey sloots, it’s Sofia your favorite water sign and it’s my birthday! But the age I’m turning is confidential – please respect my privacy at this time. In case you haven’t heard, we have a lot in the ...
17 Jul 202559min
1-800 SLOOTS: Revenge Boob Job
I’m giving 1-800 SLOOTS the serious attention it deserves and taking your calls from a VERY special dial up phone (vintage from Argentina IF you even care…) These are my favorite videos to record righ...
10 Jul 202551min
Life is Short, Have an Affair ft. Ashley Madison’s Paul Keable
Remember Ashley Madison, the infamous dating platform that prides itself on creating a safe space for cheaters? Well nearly 10 years after the data breach – where millions of users were outed for thei...
3 Jul 202558min
1-800 SLOOTS: It’s OK Not to Love Everything About Yourself
I’m done with the sound of my own voice – you know what that means? Time to dive into your voicemails, sloots. We’ve got a sloot on the brink of a long distance crisis, a male sloot stuck in Florida, ...
26 Jun 20251h
