328 - Chicken Pizza Blessing
Upon learning that Chick-fil-A is now serving pizza, I seek to discover whether it is prepared in the same way as the restaurant's standard menu items (blessed by Jesus Ben-David, a.k.a. The Christ).
24 Mar 202419min
327 - Dumpster Diving
To make sure McDonald's Pizza does not fall victim to rising fast food costs, I test a plan to secure a cheap pizza crust supply chain by fishing them out of dumpsters.
15 Mar 202419min
326 - Declining to Run
After careful consideration, I have decided not to run for president of the United States, and I contact my journalist colleagues to let them know why.
9 Mar 202414min
325 - Mea Culpa (My Bad)
Upon further review and contact from the KFC corporation's legal team, I issue some retractions and clarifications about statements I made concerning the KFC Chizza.
1 Mar 202422min
324 - Chizza
As KFC is poised to introduce a monstrous chicken/pizza hybrid product called the Chizza, I arrange to care for the poor victims who may be affected.
23 Feb 202420min
323 - The Panzerotti
I go undercover to investigate the mysterious success of McDonald's Italy's pizza-like novelty called the panzerotti.
16 Feb 202417min
322 - The View
I tell the tale of my visit to The View and the unfortunate encounter I had with Ms. Whoopi Goldberg.
9 Feb 202422min
321 - Passing a Scottie
On the anniversary of the publication of the second edition of my board game, I suffer a medical emergency while comparing my game to a popular competitor called Monopoly.
31 Jan 202418min
