Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Taxxons? (Andalite Chronicles)
We dig into Andalite bigotry, their general condescension towards the rest of the universe, and wonder when we’ll finally meet a character critical of the Andalites who isn't an asshole. Is it possibl...
1 Nov 202333min
Nobody Tucks Chapman In! (Andalite Chronicles)
Andalite Chronicles might seem like an indie meet-cute about Elfangor and Loren, but maybe it's actually about Elfangor meeting Alloran. Are Loren and Chapman prisoners of the Andalites, or just unhap...
25 Okt 202340min
Call Me By Your Horse Boy (Andalite Chronicles)
We’re docking and hatching our way through Andalite Chronicles, not getting stuck in the slightest on matters of hoof mouthes or Andalite poop. Are Andalites space cops? Do Skrit-Na seek out the most...
18 Okt 202354min
51 Flavors of Grass (Andalite Chronicles)
We are finally reading The Andalite Chronicles and we can’t stop talking about it!! Is this the first necessary prologue we’ve read in the series? Did Loren frolic in a Dome Ship with Elfangor so Nata...
11 Okt 202341min
(Minisode) Night of the Living Gedd
Only twelve books in and we’ve solved the series. The Howlers are secretly complicated like Daria. The Taxxons are hapless British commuters with their umbrellas turned inside out. And Jake? Jake is a...
4 Okt 202323min
Scooting: A Unifying Theory (Book 12)
Are we the only Animorphs podcast to go long on Book 12? Should we feel sorry for Jeremy Jason McCole? Will we ever see Rachel have deep relationships with the other Animorphs? And is the verb “scooti...
27 Sep 202339min
Burp Croc (Book 12)
An especially silly book introduces some game-changing (game-breaking?) mechanics in its back half, and we have *questions*. Could Rachel’s morph allergy be exploited to produce countless clones? If C...
20 Sep 202344min
The Garrison Keillor of Cooking Shows (Book 12)
Book 12!! Part 3!! We are hurtling through book 12 with the force of a lebtin javelin fish’s spear! By this point, at least one of us can confidently say child star Jeremy Jason McCole’s name from mem...
13 Sep 202351min
