Cheap Smut9 Des 2024

Episode 83 - A Court-Ordered Romance

The holidays roll on at Smutco Industries with A Court -Ordered Romance by Lark Green. Not even the heavy use of arousal-smelling could make Katie say an unkind word about this book!

Book Description

Vale, Hollywood’s newest demon heartthrob, promised never to return home to Winter Bliss. Until his movie’s press tour forces him back. One drunken night with friends leads to the destruction of a historic statue, landing him a 90-day probation. Stuck at home with his premiere looming, Vale’s career is in jeopardy. His only hope? Convincing a therapist to play the role of a lifetime–his devoted wife. But only in front of the cameras.

Coco may be human, but she’s brilliant when it comes to treating magical disorders. Connecting with demons though…not so much. Despite how charming–and annoying–Vale is, she needs his demon expertise to save her clinic. It's a bargain–or marriage proposal?–she can't refuse.

As they navigate the holiday season, a spark of attraction ignites, threatening to turn their fake relationship into something dangerously real. In a town built on bargains and secrets, happily ever after comes at a price.

Is their court-appointed romance strong enough to survive the real world, or is it 'til probation do they part?

Triple T's

TRIGGERS: bullying (coming from all directions my dude, watch out), arson, a semi-corrupt small town, themes of mental and emotional disfunction, *personal trigger* the MMC is a selfish dick.

TROPES: F/M cis/het human/demon, small town romance, holiday (adjacent) romance, Hollywood romance, hot springs scene, scent glands and arousal smelling.

TITILLATIONS: slow build, frottage, mutual masturbation, horn play, sex in nature, handcuff restraints and mild domination, some role play.

So...What Are You Into?

Katie: The BioShock Collection

Carl: Speedrunning video games

BONUS LINK: "Daisy! I can hear sex noise!" (Spaced S1 E2)

BONUS BONUS LINK: Peanut Butter the dog playing Ken Griffey Jr. Presents MLB at AGDQ 2024 (video starts near the climactic ending)

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