I Thought That I Died!? r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories

He hurt me for years. His chair got what was coming. Karo Syrup and a cold shower??? Probably not a good mix Want your assets back, here you go. The middle finger of universal balance Hope you like bagpipe music! Rude and Don’t Tip? Pay Extra For Bags Text me again, I'll sue for harassment Honey, how do you want me to fold your laundry? How to improve your French and ruin a dishwasher My Dog was the KING of Petty Revenge Enjoy being eight cents poorer Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

16 Apr 28min

r TOMC where Yesterday was my birthday, I bought myself a birthday cake and my mom and stepdad ate all of it with their friends who had come over to hangout with them the night before my birthday while I was in my bedroom. They didn't even leave me one slice. Ex left me for another guy, got pregnant, and now wants me back. Bride doesn’t like me and they want me to coordinate the wedding, decorate, and host a bridal shower A blanket saved my marriage I faked being sick for my whole childhood. My brother put me on his life insurance and not his wife My wife left me because she is schizophrenic and thought the government was after her. Being a gamer in your 40's is really, well... Lonely. I Took The Most Valuable Pieces of Jewelry from My Grandmother's Collection I finally hit $100k+ salary and I'm miserable Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

16 Apr 32min

r TOMC where Since no one in my life seemed to care that I graduated college, I’ll tell a bunch of strangers online I switched phones with my girlfriend for 24 hours. She lasted 3 hours before begging to switch back. My fiancé made a split-second decision that has cost me a year of my life, and I’m furious My mother-in-law stole my spot in my family vacation and I'm secretly pretty happy about it. my husband told me something about our friend's relationship and now i don't know what to do lied about loving hiking now im shredded My wife who's been gaining weight called the movie Wall-E "fatphobic" My Husband and I Lost our Business. Being homeless has shown me people are evil. Update: My cousin's mad I don't want to date her cheater friend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

15 Apr 31min

maliciouscompliance where These are the new metrics? Ok! Everyone is fired! My manager told me I needed to offer to help everyone carry their groceries to the car. Sounds good! Husband told Adult Daughter to wash her dishes or else... Teenager grounded from driving gets even Turn in All Receipts I followed the list Employees should listen to your friend instead of the boss? Okay! Black pants MacDonald Following new travel cost of my company Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

15 Apr 30min

r amithejerk? where AITA for canceling my mom’s surprise farewell dinner because she called me messy? AITA-My husband woke me up in the middle of the night for a dream AITA for “spoiling” a family trip bc im unwilling to sleep on a blow up mattress for 2 weeks AITA for telling my friend I won’t set him up with anyone because he’s emotionally immature? AITA for removing access to certain things for my roommate that refuses to pay rent? AITA for not buying my stepdaughter a new car after she's repeatedly gotten into accidents? AITA for yelling at my mom for eating peanut butter in her own house? AITA for telling my SIL that I don’t want to share a baby name. AITA for removing all phone tracking from my parents who keep using it to see my location for non emergencies? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

14 Apr 31min

r TIFU TIFU by accidentally ruining my LDR girlfriend's big surprise visit TIFU by joining the Mormon church TIFU by throwing away a child's teddy bear and having to dumpster dive TIFU by telling a stupid joke TIFU by literally forgetting my dang exam TIFU by giving my husband a playful pat TIFU by overdosing on herbal tea 🍵🍵 TI FU by accidentally violating an NDA during a consultation and now my company might get sued TIFU by peeing myself at work TIFU by running a bath TIFU by driving through a tornado to see my girlfriend Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

14 Apr 29min

r TIFU TIFU by returning bras at the Post Office TI Freaked UP by believing a work prank on April 1st and embarrassing myself in front of everyone. TIFU by telling my professor I was “gravely ill” when I just had a cold TIFU by letting my son give me Poison Ivy as a gift TIFU by giving a girl tokens at Chuck E Cheese TIFU by breaking my leg and tearily confessed to smoking in front of my mother. TIFU by letting a homeless man crash at my place TIFU by making a 5 big booms joke on a first date. TIFU by realizing almost a year later that my internship contract has a bunch of typos TIFU by letting my daughter watch iPad on an 8 hour long car journey. TIFU by having head surgery and waking up mid-dart tournament in my mind Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Apr 30min

r amithejerk? where AITA for telling our moms they can’t join our vacation? AITA for telling my dad's wife I'm sorry but she's not my mom? AITA for keeping a relationship with my brothers ex wife when they have two kids together? AITA for no longer wanting to give a HOUSE to my sister? My portion of inheritance AITA for not giving my friend one of the freebies from my skincare order ? AITA for calling my ex-wife's new boyfriend names in front of my kids? AITA for not letting my roommates boyfriend use my car, even though it made him miss a job interview? AITA for locking my room door so kids won’t get inside and ruin my stuff? AITA for making cinnamon bread for my sisters-in-law when my MIL is allergic to cinnamon WIBTA for excluding a family with a badly-behaved, autistic child from the neighborhood pool party? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Apr 31min