650 - Chris Distefano - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

650 - Chris Distefano - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Main Mommies Tom Segura and Christina P are hungover from a night of hardcore drinking! Any nurses looking to get into a relationship with a cool guy? We discuss the need for a perfect smile, pigs from Tunisia, and how models these days are getting grosser. We talk about Burnt Crystals, take a look at a wile video instead of text from a cool guy, and we see what Kevin Samuels is up to. Then Chris Distefano enters the mommy dome and can't believe how good everyone looks! Check out his YouTube and/or Netflix special for something the day this drops! Chirssy Specials drops some news on a brand new standup special he's releasing, we get an update on Titi Jerry and Chris's dad, and we discuss the best homeless populations. Then, Tim runs Chrissy Hypotheticals and Christina through his four levels of hell. What are your answers? Then, we run Chris through all the heavy segments he's missed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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354-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

354-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Sometimes really scary moments, like blood dripping from your butt, can produce magical results, like Ari's farts. We have some for you. Does Dani sing a song for us? Well you Daniacs are gonna find o...

27 Jul 20161h 28min

353-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

353-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

We hope you're HAPPY, Rachel! Mummy knows and now so does everyone else! Plus a Jamaican accent so thick the Master gets stumped?!? Tommy's family is in town and the house has flipped over. Will the M...

20 Jul 20161h 32min

352-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

352-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

The thing about having your balls shrink is ultimately, it's the best thing that can happen. It makes your salami look so much bigger and who doesn't want that. Ze Zim Xir yim. Those are all preferred...

13 Jul 20161h 52min

351-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

351-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

You kind of have to agree, if you're gonna poop you might as well share it. Thankfully, a nice man in New York City thinks the same way. Wanna hear a cool fart? You should say that and then fart. Just...

6 Jul 20161h 28min

350-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

350-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

If Water drinking had a Super Bowl, this episode would be it. Pick your sides and deal with the results cause after this one, there will only be ONE. The Water Gawd.  If thrive to be the best is that ...

29 Jun 20161h 42min

349-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

349-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

H2O and H2NO if you ask Tommy, the self-proclaimed "water champ." But Tina, she has other ideas up her sleeve, including a very sneaky plan that she reveals in this episode.  PLUS, pig-calling, master...

22 Jun 20161h 27min

348-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

348-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

If there's one thing about black women that are about to throw down in public, it's LET THEM SPEAK. Something really great and probably funny that you never could have thought of is gonna fly.  We hav...

15 Jun 20161h 42min

347-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

347-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

If you puke on TV but then keep doing your TV job, you are what we call a PROFESSIONAL. Shout out to SWEDEN! Do you like rats? Do you have kids? Are you super lonely? Here's a tip: ditch the rats, kee...

8 Jun 20161h 48min

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