
I Dream Of Space Birds
Meg and Mason kick things off with a chat about the Super Bowl and Valentine's Day! What are these two single gals up to this year? A whole lot of nothin. Then, we dive into some crazy Reddit dream st...
16 Feb 202539min

"2025 Is Kicking Me In The Balls."
We kick off the Ep. with a quick life check-in (send some love to your girls y'all). Then, we break down the release of Lady Gaga's brand-new single, "ABRACADABRA" 🪄✨—sharing our first impressions an...
9 Feb 202525min

Kendall And Roman Forever
Mason breaks down the latest in pop culture—from Academy Award-nominated bros Jeremy Strong and Kieran Culkin's starkly different responses to their Oscar nods, to Carrie Underwood's cringey performan...
2 Feb 202525min

Should I cancel my date for a natural disaster?
This episode is a bit different — it's our first remote podcast! The first half of the pod we talk about the LA fires and Mason's experience navigating the chaos of the past two weeks. We dive into th...
19 Jan 202553min

Why Is Everyone Reading Fairy Smut?
Strap in for Mason's passionate pitch for the wildly popular fairy smut series A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. Then Meg introduces us to the soulful sounds of up-and-coming singer Lola Y...
8 Jan 202532min

2025 Resolutions: Do Less, Lie Down
Happy 2025! Meg and Mason ring in the New Year with fresh resolutions, analyze a questionable TikTok-famous Muppet, and break down a dream from Meg's dad—Horizontal's first Baby Boomer submission! Pou...
1 Jan 202528min

We're Starting A Bell Choir
This special holiday episode of Horizontal is full of surprises. The gals exchange gifts and open up about relationship dealbreakers—including families breaking into song or reciting the Pledge of All...
18 Des 202433min



















