Help I Swallowed A Stranger's Toenail

This week has been one of highs and lows (mainly lows) as William finds himself crying in the gym, crying in the West End, and even poor Jordan has been crying out in the night at the return of a familiar presence… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

17 Jan 202343min

There's plenty to squeeze into the first Weekend Release of 2023. The boys discuss late payments, dump dinners, that watermelon video, and open up their sack of gifts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Jan 202321min

It's the first episode of the new year and, as always, it’s a time for new beginnings. New dilemmas, new eating habits and even a new gin! But don’t worry, William and Jordan haven't changed much at all. Jordan has been locking himself inside his own house, William drops a Titanic bombshell, and there’s a dilemma from a listener that leaves the boys chilled to the bone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10 Jan 202349min

In the final episode of the year things have taken a very tipsy turn in the studio. Jordan provides an unlimited supply of dirty martinis, William takes us through some of the best dilemmas of 2022, and there’s even some nudity from loveable PB. All this can mean only one thing… It’s the Christmas handwritten spesh-spesh! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 Des 202248min

Jordan gets obsessed with a new TikTok trend, there’s a lot of mispronounced words, a very casual mention of Christmas party fingering, and plenty of your listener correspondence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

16 Des 202215min

In this week's episode, William and Jordan are in the mood for settling some age-old debates. Should restaurants always provide a fork and a spoon with dessert? Should you ever speak to your mother again when she lies about you having nits? And of course, should you ever reveal to your father that you found his collection of well-used thongs? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Des 202241min

William and Jordan catch up on your correspondence hearing tales of a kooky nan, queries about how good Jordan is at swallowing, and an honest confession from a G&Diva about PB’s ‘boring’ voice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

9 Des 202218min

There’s trouble on the horizon at Sexted Towers as PB’s been caught with his trousers down, William’s been getting emotional about the impending climax of Mary Poppins, and Jordan has been trying out singing in German. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

6 Des 202242min