
đ âPan-cessionâ â Global recession risk. Chipotleâs tariff-free avocado. Clocking out at 4:39pm.
Stocks fell 10% Thurs/Fri, now this trade war could trigger a global recession⌠a âPan-cession.âChipotle went on a 7-year journey to find a tariff-free avo⌠but it doesnât exist.4 oâclock is the new 5...
7 Apr 202522min

âď¸ âWakanda got Tariffâdâ â Trade Warâs nuclear fallout. White Lotusâ drip strategy. Coachâs dwell time.
White Lotusâ szn finale is Sunday⌠and HBOâs drip strategy is beating Netflixâs drop.The best way to understand Trumpâs trade war nuclear bomb?... The $324 iPhone tariff.Coachâs handbag stores are add...
4 Apr 202522min

đ¸ â$3,600 per Famâ â Tariff Dayâs price tag. Tinderâs AI flirt-bot. Nintendoâs Mario Kart Metaverse.
It was T-Day: Tariffs, Tesla, & Trump⌠We got an update on all of âem (and why itâll cost you $3,600/year).Tinder launched a Flirt-bot⌠Because AIâs most powerful use is training pickup lines (serious...
3 Apr 202522min

đ âFinal Hootâ â Hootersâ Re-hooterization. Facebookâs OG makeover. Canadaâs WWII housing solution.
The Hooters founders are buying it outta bankruptcy⌠but did you know Hooters once had an Airline?Facebook is going back to the OG version⌠Because the Social Network became a Stranger Network.Canadaâ...
2 Apr 202522min

âž âTorpedo Batâ â NY Yankeesâ innovation. Q2âs Stagflation risk. Drone Deliveryâs burrito vs blood.
The New York Yankees set a home run record⌠Thanks to a new data-optimized torpedo bat.The #1 term you gotta know for Q2? âStagflationâ⌠when unemployment and inflation both rise.One drone delivery st...
1 Apr 202523min

đ âSouth Park meâ â ChatGPTâs animation studio. CoreWeaveâs Snow White IPO. SoulCycleâ Fashion Stores
ChatGPTâs servers âmeltedâ because of its new feature⌠Steal from every movie studio.SoulCycle is launching 1st chain of fashion stores⌠Itâs SoulCycle vs Lululemon.CoreWeave is the biggest tech IPO i...
31 Mar 202521min

đź âBreast Milk Ice Creamâ â Fridaâs lactation gelato. Robinhoodâs mail-order-cash. Americaâs âCar Bloat.â
Fridaâs breast milk-flavored ice cream is due in 9 months⌠Itâs not April Foolâs, itâs a âproduct-tizement.âRobinhood launched big bank products this week⌠but we think itâs the Airbnb of Finance.Amer...
28 Mar 202522min

đ¸ âFind Your Muppetâ â Sesame Streetâs Cocomelon threat. Saratogaâs viral facial water. Signalâs user error.
A gym-fluencer did a 3:52am sparkling ice facial⌠and Saratoga Waterâs stock jumped 6%.Sesame Street is facing 3 major threats⌠Bluey, Cocomelon, and Ms. Rachel.The Atlanticâs journalist shared more s...
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