61: Countless Large Gregs (The Second Book of Enoch)
Happy Apocryphersary, Theophiloi! It's our show's second approximate birthday and it also just happens to be Big Boy Season. we're celebrating both with our annual tradition of checking in with Enoch,...
5 Apr 20201h 45min
60: Joses Crust (The Acts of Andrew and Matthias)
We're all having an extremely normal time right now, Theophiloi, but it always pays to remember that it could be worse. You could, for example, be Andrew, first called to be a disciple of the Lord Jes...
22 Mar 20201h 16min
59: Source of the Flow (The Book of Leviticus)
Time to eat the vegetables, Theophiloi. After nearly two years of putting it off, we finally lay down the law with Leviticus, and scramble desperately to make a few jokes before we wind up thoroughly ...
8 Mar 20201h 32min
58: Blaise, Your Dead Homie (The Lives of St. Sebastian, St. Blaise, and St. Agatha)
Cough up that fishbone and tighten up your bowstrings, Theophiloi, because it's time to dive into a trio of hagiographies from our boy JDV and the Golden Legend. Join us as we commemorate February wit...
23 Feb 20201h 49min
57: We Holy Ghost, Bro? (The Life of Xanthippe, Polyxena, and Rebecca)
Wizards! Talking lions! Armies of demons! Dudes just straight getting wrecked in the face! Truly it can be said, Theophiloi: this one has it all. Join us as we recount the lives and conduct of the hol...
8 Feb 20201h 37min
56: Welcome to the Bone Zone (The Book of Ezekiel, Part Two)
Welcome back, Theophiloi, to the truly disconcerting rantings of the hair-throwing, scroll-eating mad lad himself, Ezekiel! In this episode, we go to extremes, as Ezekiel offers up the most brütal hor...
26 Jan 20201h 8min
55: The Parable of the Sexy Blood Baby (The Book of Ezekiel, Part One)
Let me ask you a question, Theophiloi: why prophets so nasty? In this episode, we put our treasured No Cusses rule in the greatest danger as we dive into the violent and upsettingly horny visions of E...
12 Jan 20201h 34min
54: Our Favorite Murders (The Infancy Gospel of Thomas)
Merry Christmas, Theophiloi! It's the most wonderful time of the year, where we gather to celebrate the birth of Jesus, which subsequently led to several horrible crimes that terrorized his hometown f...
22 Des 20191h 30min
