203: Joy, Attention, Justice, Hips Don't Lie
What do I do with 15 pounds of cornbread? Where do song lyrics live in our brains? Why are we here? How did people get answers before Google? How often should I vacuum? Do wedding pianists get anxious...
19 Aug 201947min
202: Pants Clone
Where are the natural wheels? How do I make a conspiracy theorist understand that space exists? What are SEO tools? Should we market climate change better? Why are car horns so primitive? How do I con...
12 Aug 201946min
201: Giant Stone Abraham Lincoln 2020
Can a sentient statue run for president? How do I attend a show solo? How can I be bougie enough for art frames? Could Elsa solve climate change? How can I not be a sobbing mess on my wedding day? Sho...
5 Aug 201944min
200: Only If You Got Enough Life Jackets
What is the setup for this joke? What's with people waving from boats? Why don't cartoons change their outfits? How do I tell someone I’ll be back but not RIGHT back? What is your self-care routine? H...
29 Jul 201945min
199: The Best of Dear Hank & John #2!
Over the last couple years, John and Hank have bestowed upon the world some true gems of advice and anecdotes. We compiled some favorites in one episode for you to enjoy! We'll be back with a regular ...
22 Jul 201940min
198: No Ticket Out
What's with birthday cake flavor? How do we know where we are in space? Are we the last generation of humans? Is it safe to shower when the power is out? Can I be a dyslexic nerdfighter? What do I wea...
15 Jul 201943min
197: It's All About Empowerment! (w/ Jenny Owen Youngs!)
How do I promote myself? Are museums better explored individually or as a group? What should I do with memorabilia I don't intend to display? What do I do when someone's in my seat? How should Sincere...
8 Jul 201941min
196: There Is Nothing You Are Not
How did they decide doorbells should go ding dong? How do I get my coworkers out of my personal life? Why does Hank have button-up jeans? How do you not worry that everything you write has been writte...
1 Jul 201940min
