I FORCED MARTIAL LAW! r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories
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I FORCED MARTIAL LAW! r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories

r TIFU Dropped a mug of peas in an empty office while I was an intern and they went under every single office door, thereby creating a massive security emergency and office-wide mystery that no one has cracked. I am playing a dangerous game. Bought a fridge that's physically impossible to get into my apartment, now I'm the building's unofficial hallway appliance dealer and my ego is in shambles. Tried to surprise my girlfriend with a relaxing night — ended up flooding the bathroom, burning the food, and nearly setting off the fire alarm. Thoughtful turned terrifying. Thought I saw my wife walking our dog. Shouted “I love you” from the car. It was her boss. Now I’m banned from pickup duty. TIFU by causing a sixth-grade field trip to have a traumatic bathroom experience TIFU by chugging street coffee like an idiot. TIFU by sending my coworker into an existential spiral with a dumb ChatGPT prompt list TIFU by burning chocolate chips in the microwave, and then clogging the toilet with the burnt mass of chocolate TIFU by getting WD-40 all over the concrete at work Took an edible. Accidentally ordered 500 chicken nuggets. Threw an impromptu block party. Doctor told me to take my pants off. I said “you too.” I want to die. Bought a realistic raccoon plush. My mom thought it was real. Cops got involved. My emotional support raccoon is now in custody.

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r/MaliciousCompliance | Are You SURE You Want My BOSSES NUMBER?! - rSlash Storytime

r/MaliciousCompliance | Are You SURE You Want My BOSSES NUMBER?! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where "I want your boss's number!" "OK" New Boss loves his calculator I am obliged to call you if you are late? Will do! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Nov 202117min

r/EntitledParents | HANDS OFF MY CHILD KAREN! - rSlash Storytime

r/EntitledParents | HANDS OFF MY CHILD KAREN! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Entitled Karen still thinks she is entitled to my unborn child, tries to get CPS to court mandate myself to have a c section so she can adopt my unfortunate child. Karen In Comic Shop My mother believes my time, my money and my possessions are rightfully hers. “ Don’t give her the keys, let her figure it out” Entitled Egg Donor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Nov 202115min

r/MaliciousCompliance | SNOW BLOWING DRAMA!! - rSlash Storytime

r/MaliciousCompliance | SNOW BLOWING DRAMA!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Snow Shoveling Dramas! Make me a coffee! Don't scan the package, enter the number manually... Alrighty then. “I want you to always try before trying to figure out if it will work”. “Sure bossman” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 Nov 202118min

r/ProRevenge | SHE STOLE MY DINNER!! - rSlash Storytime

r/ProRevenge | SHE STOLE MY DINNER!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Oh you want to dump YOUR rubbish in MY bin? Good luck with that buddy! You’re in “such a hurry” yet you stopped for fast food? I’m gonna waste your time then Steal my dinner? I'm going to minorly inconvenience you. Texting while watching movie in theatre? I kick your seat So you’d like to go 13 miles out of your way? You keep me awake, I'll wake you up. History Group Project Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 Nov 202117min

r/AmItheA**hole | NO THANKSGIVING FOR YOU!! - rSlash Storytime

r/AmItheA**hole | NO THANKSGIVING FOR YOU!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA For Walking Out of a Restaurant Twice after My wife made me the 3rd wheel again? AITA for telling my landlady that if she can’t afford to fix things she shouldn’t be renting out a property? AITA for being rude to a lady at a park? AITA for saying my wife didn’t do her job as a mom when she was complaining about an incident with our son? AITA for taking away my daughter's thanksgiving present because she refused to eat what my wife cooked? AITA for asking my husband not to workout while we were on vacation with my family? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Nov 202115min

r/MaliciousCompliance | UMMM, WRONG KIND OF CREAM! - rSlash Storytime

r/MaliciousCompliance | UMMM, WRONG KIND OF CREAM! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where He was very specific about what data he wanted I tricked my mom Would you like some coffee? Hey, remind me to pick this up." "Okay ma, please pick this up." Won’t reimburse my cheaper version of the books, fine I’ll order the newest most expensive versions. No bag allowed in x-ray? No problem My nana’s compliance turned into one of my best Christmas memories The wrong kind of cream Pizza delivery parking spot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Nov 202116min

r/IDontWorkHereLady | Is This The Most WHOLESOME Story Ever!?!? - rSlash Storytime

r/IDontWorkHereLady | Is This The Most WHOLESOME Story Ever!?!? - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where I REALLY don't work here! (At least at the time.) Happened twice this weekend I’m just here to play drums. At least she apologized?? This one was actually understandable My first encounter A nice little encounter Complimenting the food lady on her songs She didn't work there - but she was saved my bacon. A Thanksgiving memory and wholesome IDWHL. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Nov 202116min

r/NuclearRevenge | POLITICIAN? THINK AGAIN!! - rSlash Storytime

r/NuclearRevenge | POLITICIAN? THINK AGAIN!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Insult me in front of my staff, say goodbye to your families political career Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 Nov 202120min

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