r/Maliciouscompliance Build a Fence? OK, I'll Build the Berlin Wall!
r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has a couple of obnoxious neighbors who try to pressure OP into paying for a brand new fence between their two properties. They refuse to contribute any money to the fence, so OP takes some creative liberties by constructing a massive concrete wall that would put the Berlin Wall to shame. Oh, and he made sure to point the ugly side of the wall towards his neighbor's house! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1 Des 202116min
r/AmITheA**hole For Tricking a Karen with a Cursed Magic Ring?
r/AmITheA**hole OP has an incredibly toxic mother-in-law who is always snooping around in OP's home and interfering with her private life. She even steals OP's engagement ring under the pretense that she's getting it cleaned. OP decides to turn the tables on her mother-in-law by telling her that the ring is cursed! OP's grandma performed an ancient Brazilian ritual on the ring to curse anybody who steals it. The mother-in-law is so dumb that she believes it, and the ring suddenly reappears the next day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30 Nov 202119min
r/Maliciouscompliance I Embarrassed a Millionaire & Ruined His Business!
r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a sound technician at a recording studio. He has a rather interesting interaction with a expert producer who wants him to complete a rush order. The situation is a little fishy, but OP is a professional so he does his best to make his client happy. A few days later, the hotshot millionaire who was bankrolling the production shows up, and then it becomes clear how OP helped to destroy a millionaire's business. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29 Nov 202119min
r/Choosingbeggars Will You Be My Mommy? Seeking Free House & Breastfeeding!
r/Choosingbeggars Ladies, have I got the perfect opportunity for you! This choosing beggar is looking for a free place to live. You'll have to feed them, clothe them, and basically provide for all of their needs -- completely for free! Oh, and one important thing: you'll also need to breastfeed this person and just in general act like you're their mommy. You'll have to do all of this for free! What an absolute deal! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28 Nov 202117min
r/Entitledparents Karen Thought I Contaminated the Ocean with Vitiligo
r/Entitledparents In today's post, OP is a young teen who has vitiligo. OP goes on vacation with her family and has a truly unfortunate encounter with a Karen at the beach. The Karen says that OP is traumatizing her child because of OP's skin condition. When OP plays at the beach, this Karen is dumb enough to think that OP is contaminating the entire ocean with her vitiligo. Imagine scolding a child who isn't even yours just because they have a skin condition. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27 Nov 202120min
r/Tinder "Total Nympho Seeks Man Who Will Ignore My Red Flags 🚩🚩🚩"
r/Tinder Are you looking for love? Well so are these folks, including some of the biggest red flags to ever hit the dating world. This one girl says that she's a nympho, but she also straight-up admits that she's a "master manipulator." How dumb would you have to be to date someone who proudly says that about themselves? It's like a giant red flag factory 🚩 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26 Nov 202117min
r/AmITheA**hole for Telling My Husband to Start Wiping His Own Butt?
r/AmITheA**hole OP is stuck in a shitty situation, so to speak. For some reason, her husband hasn't figured out how to wipe himself, so all of his underwear is covered in disgusting stains. And despite this, her husband has the audacity to criticize OP about her feminine hygeine products. OP blasts her husband by saying, "I'll do a better job of disposing my pads when you start wiping yourself better!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25 Nov 202120min
r/TIFU by Poisoning my Roommate with Horse Laxatives
r/TIFU In today's episode, OP does vet work. A friend approaches OP and asks if she can provide a remedy for a constipated horse. OP happily makes apple-crunch snacks laced with extra-strength horse laxatives. She sticks the snacks in the fridge... and later her roommate discovers the tasty treats. He eats about 3, and accidentally poisons himself with horse laxatives. Let's just say that the roommate has to spend the rest of the day glued to the toilet! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24 Nov 202118min
