đŹ âMillennial Cringeâ â Sweetgreenâs low. Walmartâs villain-to-hero. Mini-Soap Drama surge. +Techie facelifts
Walmartâs CEO retired⌠his boldest move? Raising pay 90% across the biz like Spiderman would.Sweetgreen, Warby Parker, Allbirds⌠itâs the Millennial Cringe Stock Market.Microdramas have taken over Chi...
17 Nov 202521min
đŚ âMergers & Athletesâ â Goldmanâs sports agency. Burberryâs british pivot. Sonderâs hotel drama. +RIP Penny
Goldman Sachs bought a VC and a sports talent agency⌠because they take a tiny % of huge $$$.Burberryâs stock is up 50% on their British pivotâŚ. Theyâre leaning into Englandâs bad weather.Sonder abrup...
14 Nov 202521min
𩱠âKeeping Up With $5Bâ â Skimsâ money situation. Country Musicâs AI hit. Netflixâs theme park opens. +Harvard Grade InflAAAAtion
The #1 country song in America was made by AI⌠It's the 1st of many future AI firsts.Kim Kardashianâs Skims hit a $5B valuation⌠Wall Street thinks itâs worth more than Nike and Lulu.Netflix just open...
13 Nov 202520min
đľđ˝đĽĄ âSilver Swipersâ â DoorDashâs grannie growth. Softbankâs Nvidia ghosting. Italyâs Tortellini tariff. +McRib Bitcoin
DoorDash is the fastest-growing brand in America⌠shockingly because of your boomers.Softbank sold all its $5.8B of Nvidia stock⌠because AI $ is actually finite.Italian Pasta is getting a 107% tariff...
12 Nov 202521min
𤥠âForced Fun!â â Targetâs Smile Rule. Trumpâs $2k Tariff Dividend. OneSkinâs dude beauty. +Starbucksâ Bear-ista.
Targetâs making workers smile if a customer is within 10 ft⌠but itâs not the only âForced Fun biz.President Trump wants to send you ⌠but we found 5 huge economic plot holes.OneSkin has biohacked the...
11 Nov 202520min
𦺠âHow Vests Won Wall Stâ â Vest Szn. Duolingoâs unhinged mistake. Air Travelâs Expedia moment. +AI Dog Pawdcasters
Itâs Vest Season⌠So we tracked the history of Corporate Americaâs fave fashion to 1666.Duolingoâs stock had its worst day ever⌠because its Owl Mascot wasnât unhinged *enough*.Expediaâs stock jumped ...
10 Nov 202522min
đŚ âDoo-Doo-Dooâ â Baby Sharkâs IPO. 85% off Ozempic. Lyft CEO David Risher. +Restaurant Hottie AI
President Trump struck a deal with Big Pharma for $150 GLP-1 drugs⌠a total euro move.On the 10th anniversary of the Baby Shark video⌠its owner PinkFong IPOâd at a $400 million valuation.Lyftâs CEO c...
7 Nov 202526min
đ âHOLD Tory Birchâ â Fashionâs stock market. Elonâs $1 Trillion Rihanna payday. The Capitalism Election. +Tom Bradyâs cloned dog
Will Elon quit Tesla tomorrow?... He may if shareholders donât approve his $1 Trillion bonus (âBetter Have My Moneyâ)Hold: Gucci. Sell: Isabel Marant. Buy: LoeweâŚ. Fashion Trading is the new âLife Div...
6 Nov 202521min
