
đ âHedge Fund Universityâ â Harvardâs $2B battle. Coachellaâs Pay-Now-Party-Later. Netflixâs Dr. Evil plan.
Harvard is taking on the Trump admin for $2B⌠so we looked at the Economics of Endowments.60% of Coachella ticket sales were payment plans⌠itâs not buy-now-pay-later, itâs pay-now-party-later.Netflix...
16 Apr 202522min

đ¤ âChinaâs Factory Revoltâ â Trade war moves to TikTok. Moleskineâs Gen Z board. Zuck's FTC lawsuit.
Chinese factories are retaliating in the trade war⌠with TikTok videos exposing $5 Lulu pants.Moleskineâs journals are thriving despite the digital age⌠because they created a Gen Z Board.Will Instagr...
15 Apr 202521min

đ âLouis VuiTexasâ â LVMHâs Made in America fail. Dubai Chocolateâs virality. iExports > iPhones.
Louis Vuitton opened its 1st Texas factory 6 years ago⌠but weâll explain why itâs failing (#FooeyVuitton).Dubai Chocolate went viral 17 months ago⌠It shows why every biz needs a âTrend Team.âTrumpâs...
14 Apr 202521min

đ âColonoscopy Stock Marketâ â BTS trade war drama. Versaceâs Prada acquisition. A Colon econ lesson.
Yesterday we covered the trade war pause⌠today the behind-the-scenes Trump drama.Versace was just sold to its Italian cousin Prada at ½ price⌠because time kills all deals.Nick just got his 1st colon...
11 Apr 202522min

đ¨ âGone in 60 tariffsâ â Trade War Pause. The Mastersâ menu strategy. Harryâs mammoth IPO.
Trump paused most tariffs, except for 1: USA vs China⌠Who will win the isolation game?The Masters golf tourney begins today⌠but the real strategy is in the $1.50 sandwiches.Harryâs Razors filed to I...
10 Apr 202522min

đş âDire Wolf of Wall Streetâ â Colossalâs 1st de-extinction. ThredUpâs tariff win. Shopifyâs mandatory AI.
Colossal brought the Dire Wolf back from extinction⌠by using a strategy from Hollywood.The #1 winner of the Trade War? ThredUp⌠The second-hand clothing stock has doubled this year.Shopify is requir...
9 Apr 202522min

đ˘ âBuy the Dip?â â Or sell the dip? Artipopeâs $3,800 baby carrier. Fordâs patriot discount.
Should you buy the stock dip?... The best way to decide is with our stock Time Machine.Artipope just unveiled a $4,000 baby carrier⌠because the best status symbol is âstatus subtle.âFord launched emp...
8 Apr 202522min

đ âPan-cessionâ â Global recession risk. Chipotleâs tariff-free avocado. Clocking out at 4:39pm.
Stocks fell 10% Thurs/Fri, now this trade war could trigger a global recession⌠a âPan-cession.âChipotle went on a 7-year journey to find a tariff-free avo⌠but it doesnât exist.4 oâclock is the new 5...
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