EP134: Old Wife Slippery Dick

HEY HUNS! Join Hannah and Suzie for their first EVER live Ghost Huns show, to a SOLD OUT Gilded Balloon audience. Will you be surprised to find out it's chaotic? There's women in black tales, blind children and possessed penises. Need we say more?? Thank you to our wonderful audience for coming along and making our first live show so bloody special. We love you xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Sign up here:www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Aug 20231h 2min

It's Eppy 39 huns! Which car are you? A zippy Italian model or a sturdy Subaru? Our stories have some serious moral tales - like never taking the stairs (get in the lift for god sake) and don't be a twatting bully. It won't go well for you. Team Peggy. Creep of the Week gets too attached and Goosebumps takes Suzie further into a hot mess. We end with the Zodiac... does Hannah believe in her Capricorn vibe? xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Sign up here:www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Aug 20231h 3min

Let's dive in and get back to Guatemala - the TWISTS in this story, we can't cope. Is Joseph the worst man there ever was? Amongst the spooks, we've got two Yorkshire dinner ladies and the limping woman, some Butt Rules and we ask the million dollar question - do you have a striking fanny? Creep of the week takes us way across the pond to New Zealand, and it get's very very creepy... Get some Goosebumps with a freakshow and a decision about the red and blue pill. And finish off with Sister Sister. It's only Eppy 38 baby! xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Aug 20231h 21min

Welcome to the swamp, mother f*****s! Well. You thought Derry was bad, just you wait until you meet JOSEPH. Urgh. FUN FACT: Crocodiles are dangerous, did ya know? You do now. Hannah brings you part 2 of the Ghost Town Inn and Suzie regales you with the blinking lights outside Walmart, and for gods sake, will we ever get to the bottom of the undiscovered meats? Amongst all the spooky chaos, you will get footsteps outside your bedroom, a two sentence horror story and a brand new Goosebumps! Our creep of the week makes you ask yourself if you would road test a haunted car (Suzie obvs couldn't could she? IYKYK), and Hannah tells Suzie her future, spoiler, it ain't good! It's eppy 37 huns. Meet ya in the swamp!!! xoxoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Aug 20231h 18min

Hunker down huns, we've got some absolute nuggets (just the six) (lol). Suzie finishes her so-called writing debut masterpiece, Hannah melts minds with the Ghost Town Inn (ghost town in?) and we invite you to come closer towards the woods... just a little closer... If you're in West Virginia, just a little FYI, it's TOTES haunted, thought we'd give you a heads up. Creep of the Week involves a cemetery and a spooky kid and GOOSEBUMPS really takes a turn. Does Hannah choose wisely? Enjoy EPPY 36 babes xx oh and p.s candy man candy man candy m- ... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

31 Jul 20231h 2min

Umm, did someone order a literature degree? OK - look no further - the huns try their hand at writing a spooky story. The results are INTERESTING. Shiny gas pumps? A Primark haul? Get comfy on the setee, and delve in. Expect creepy insurance vibes (yes, you read that right), a Sweet Sixteen gone wrong and THE RETURN OF GOOSEBUMPS! Listener beware, Hannah chooses the scare... There'll be rants, there'll be food chat, there'll be creeping dread - what more could you want? Enjoy EPPY 35 huns! xoxo  JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24 Jul 20231h 27min

The huns talk toothepaste, labia in the porcelain, and, wait...WHO IS AT THE BEDROOM WINDOW? Don't. Look. A treasure trove of tales in this one -including a Surrey urban legend, a terrifying Creep of the Week at the Royal Free and philosophical discussions about putting deodorant on, eating Philly on a crumpet and Welsh accents. Can you trust a vicar? Where is Suzie putting those sheets? Can Hannah count? Let's dive into the pink sink of spooky Eppy 34. ENJOY! xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Jul 20231h 17min

We've got ALL sorts to unpack in this one. There's talk of pickles, genitals, trains, haunted kids and more. You'll be MDR-ing all over the shop. (MDR is French for lol). That'll make sense later. Suzie predicts Hannah's house has a ghost child and Hannah unlocks a new level of creepy. Absolute SCENES in eppy 33. Enjoy and let us know about them Iraqi marshes, ok huns? xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Jul 202345min