r/Choosingbeggars "I'll Hire You If You Sleep with Me"
r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP gets a disgusting offer from a firefighter. OP's a woman, and the guy claims that he can help her get a firefighter job if she sleeps with him. He writes this long, gross, multi-page text with all the reasons why she should become his friends with benefits, and how he's a "really nice guy" who's also "amazing in bed." Dude, if you're really such a catch, why do you have to blackmail girls into being with you? 🙄 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6 Okt 202117min
r/Entitledparents She Stole a Dying Child's Make-a-Wish!
r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP tells a story from when she was a young girl suffering from a very dangerous type of cancer. She got offered a wish by the Make-a-Wish foundation. She really wanted to go meet her favorite band, but her toxic mother forced her to take the entire family to a tropical vacation instead. OP gave in because she was just a child who wanted to make her mother happy, even though she really wanted to see that band. Wow, imagine stealing a dying child's last wish 🤡🤡🤡 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5 Okt 202120min
r/Prorevenge I Got My Boss FIRED & Ruined His Company!
r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP's bosses try to save some money by forcing all of the employees into doing illegal maintenance around the store. OP refuses to do these highly dangerous tasks, so of course his boss tries to fire him. OP retaliates by reporting the company to government agencies, which immediately shut the company down for dangerous work practices. The freaking CEO of the company comes to fire OP's boss, and beg OP not to press charges! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4 Okt 202115min
r/TIFU My Cat Thought My 🍆 Was a Cat Toy!
r/TIFU In today's episode, OP was taking a shower and chose not to wrap a towel around his waste when he was finished. This turned out to be a terrible mistake, because his wife's new kitten is very curious and playful. So when the kitten so a new *dangly toy* attached to OP's waist, the cat pounced! OP felt SEARING PAIN as the kitten attacked a certain body that should definitely never be attacked by kittens. Ouch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3 Okt 202119min
r/AmITheA**hole My Roommate Robbed Me, and Wants ME to Pay HER!
r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's roommate sneaks into his room and steals a special dish that his girlfriend cooked for him. The dish contains nuts, which OP's roommate is extremely allergic to. When she eats the dish, she has a reaction and has to use an epipen. The roommate flips out on OP and demands that OP pays for her epipen because OP is "responsible" for the dish with nuts. But lady... YOU STOLE THE DISH! That makes you a thief, so why should OP pay you anything? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2 Okt 202118min
r/Maliciouscompliance Teacher: Prove You're Sick! Student: 🤮🤮🤮
r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has a toxic math teacher who absolutely hates his guts for no reason. So when OP is feeling sick one day during a test, his math teacher assumes that he's faking it and tells him to prove that he' ssick. OP happily obliges, even though he couldn't stop himself even if he wanted to. He barfs all over the classroom floor. This insane teacher then tries to get OP in trouble by claiming that he did it on purpose just to make a scene in class. WTF? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1 Okt 202117min
r/Maliciouscompliance Pay Me Less? Guess I'll Work Less 🤷
r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP overperforms at his new job because he's chasing a promotion! During his first yearly review, his boss tells him that they don't give out big promotions for people in their first year, so OP doesn't get a promotion. OP decides that if they're going to pay him a minimum wage salary, then he's going to deliver minimum wage work! He stops doing all of his boss's work, and his boss's life immediately becomes miserable. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30 Sep 202116min
r/Choosingbeggars Now Hiring Full-Time Sex Slave - NO PAY!
r/Choosingbeggars I've just found an incredible job opportunity! This person wants a full-time love slave to clean their house, do their dishes, and drive them around town for free! However, there will be no hanky-panky of ANY kind. So basically this person just wants a full-time live-in slave who does all of their chores for free. Why on earth would anybody sign up for that? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29 Sep 202116min
