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What do I do when all my friends hang out without me? Are beans basically small potatoes? How do you smuggle a swan internationally? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandj...
7 Jan 201944min

170: You Can Trust Us, We're Aliens
How do I teach a class I know almost nothing about? What if humans had tails? Why can’t you walk through a drive-through? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.c...
31 Des 201841min

169: A Perpetual Christmas Civilization That Orbits the Sun
Why do we put people on pedestals? How can I get better at mornings? What should I hide under the floorboards? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us...
24 Des 201843min

168: All of Them, Including LinkedIn
Where did all the websites go? How do you solve a problem like Maria? What's my brand? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Check out our other podcasts in...
17 Des 201845min

167: A Song Called Shhh
What should I do about the accordion player outside? Should I take a trip to a strange city by myself? How do I get in the secular Christmas spirit? And more! There are still perks available on the Pr...
10 Des 201848min

166: Do Not Enter the Secret Room
Why are human babies so useless? What's with Ohio's salad crackers? Why can't I use an umbrella in the snow? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Check out...
3 Des 201843min

165: We're Gonna Make It
What would it feel like to be microwaved? How do I get my dad to chill on Facebook? How do I confront my roommate about the ferret oatmeal baths? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email u...
26 Nov 201850min

164: The Kurt Vonnegut Special
How much money should I ask for? How do I talk to my crush? Will climate change make mountains shorter? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Check out our ...
19 Nov 201845min





















