The Pessimist’s Egg

Colton is getting into the Vietnam market, Motel 6 is leaving the light on, Clifford is a big red dog, and Graham Crackers are hard to masturbate with. We realize that we are terrible at being terribl...

16 Sep 20231h 19min

What was the craziest bet you've ever made? Do you believe that love is blind?   We spend some time discussing our infamous $500 bet, and Colton brings back his 'Would You Rather' questions. We also d...

13 Sep 202327min

For those that are keen of eye, you might have noticed that this is the original Episode 25. Up until now, this was our only fully deleted episode. Luckily, I just so happened to find it. It has also ...

9 Sep 202357min

This is a unique episode to say the least. And really that's it. That is literally the least I can say about this episode, while simultaneously being the most I am going to say about this episode.   "...

6 Sep 202317min

This one is about sticking leeches on your balls, what Jesus does with his balls, and probably some cool third thing. Colton is back at it again, explaining how he attempts to pick up women, he finall...

2 Sep 20231h 29min

How many times have you had your heart broken? What is the first thing you do after getting home from a trip? W-W-W-What are the things you would spend with a billion dollars? How did your parents mea...

30 Aug 202322min

Come one, come all, for in this episode we are getting excited and getting ready for the Mortician's Ball. Beyond the obvious, we make sure to delve deep into what the life of a fly looks like, Colton...

26 Aug 20231h 43min

What is one ability you believe everyone should possess? This is an 18 minute episode, and we barely even manage to answer one question from the list. That's right, we are somehow getting worse at ans...

23 Aug 202330min