
Help There’s A Fishy Smell | And William Gets Chintzy
We’ve all been there. You’re trying to live your best life. Be the best version of yourself. Eat right. Sleep right. Exercise daily. But life has a cruel way of turning all your efforts against you. I...
17 Feb 45min

Who’s The CAMPEST?! | And Taking Advantage Of Jordan
Jordan reveals the results from his latest ‘Jordan’s North Poll’ on towels and the G&Diva’s have inundated us with their most BORING work chats they’ve ever had. We also find out the meaning of the ph...
13 Feb 25min

Help He’s Got A P*ss Lolly | And Roleplaying As Old Ladies
Every now and again, we receive a very specific kind of dilemma that stops us mid-sentence. Your watermelon dilemmas. Your shoebox dilemmas. Your WOLFBAGGING dilemmas. Well, we’ve got another one to a...
10 Feb 43min

Is Slapping Bums Butch? | And Jordan’s Got A Surprise…
Around the world, William’s new sofa has been dividing opinion - and Jordan has planned an intervention to settle whether it’s hideous or not. That’s not the only surprise Jordan has in store, though,...
6 Feb 35min

Help How Long Should I Give Fellatio? | And William Sees His First Fanny
Jordan’s been making brownies lately that have been so good even the local wildlife are wanting in on the action. Meanwhile, it’s a historic day for William as he is shown his first (and likely last) ...
3 Feb 43min

Eating WHAT In BED!? | And William’s Got The ICK
The boys are getting nostalgic over old phones and Jordan claims that he was ‘one of the first people’ in the UK to have a Netflix account. There’s also plenty more correspondence about what YOU like ...
30 Jan 30min

Help I Don't Know Where To POO | And William's In The DOG HOUSE
The boys are feeling very butch today. William’s been getting handy around the house, and Jordan is showing off his darts prowess. The boys also tackle YOUR dilemmas, including using a phone mid-strea...
27 Jan 46min

Europeans LOVE To Get Their B*llocks Out | And The Weirdest Places YOU’VE Listened To Us
William and Jordan discuss your stories involving wild delivery drivers, unexpected moments of nudity, and whether it’s ever OK to wear pyjamas when going to a drive-thru. Plus, they hear from some G&...
23 Jan 28min






















