296 - Green Gut Powder
In the wake of the total collapse of the podcast advertising market, I seek a sponsorship from a popular purveyor of green gut powder. But when I try a sample mixed with a limited edition Grimace's bi...
22 Jun 202326min
295 - What is a Soul?
A Silicon Valley startup using robot labor to make pizzas has shut down. Before I purchase the automotons for my own uses (bringing back McDonald's Pizza), I consult with a spiritual advisor to answer...
14 Jun 202323min
294 - Peering Into the Future
Because I have to prerecord this week's episode due to my recovery from major oral surgery, I employ the awesome powers of a psychic practitioner to help me make sure I do not miss any upcoming events...
1 Jun 202317min
293 - Securing the Legacy of Willow 2
As I prepare to undergo potentially fatal oral surgery, I arrange for my Willow 2: Through the Portal of Time documents to be displayed in one of the most sacred shrines to Hollywood royalty.
25 Mai 202314min
292 - Coping with New York Times Audio
The local New York-area newspaper called The New York Times has released a new audio application that has dire consequences for one of my elderly sub-contractors.
19 Mai 202316min
291 - Ending Child Labor at McDonald's
I reveal my plan to deincentivize child labor violations at McDonald's by teaching children the Good News about McDonald's Pizza while they are still living inside a human womb.
11 Mai 202323min
290 - Season 2 of Pizzaply Media's "Evidence File" Premieres
In this special presentation of the season 2 premiere of Pizzaply Media's hit true crime podcast "Evidence File", the new anonymous Australian host explores the murder of the former anonymous Australi...
1 Mai 202321min
289 - Miniature Witness Protection Program
After a round of high-level corporate layoffs, I enroll all "whistle-blowing" former executives in my miniature witness protection program.
25 Apr 202324min
