
đ âColonoscopy Stock Marketâ â BTS trade war drama. Versaceâs Prada acquisition. A Colon econ lesson.
Yesterday we covered the trade war pause⌠today the behind-the-scenes Trump drama.Versace was just sold to its Italian cousin Prada at ½ price⌠because time kills all deals.Nick just got his 1st colon...
11 Apr 202522min

đ¨ âGone in 60 tariffsâ â Trade War Pause. The Mastersâ menu strategy. Harryâs mammoth IPO.
Trump paused most tariffs, except for 1: USA vs China⌠Who will win the isolation game?The Masters golf tourney begins today⌠but the real strategy is in the $1.50 sandwiches.Harryâs Razors filed to I...
10 Apr 202522min

đş âDire Wolf of Wall Streetâ â Colossalâs 1st de-extinction. ThredUpâs tariff win. Shopifyâs mandatory AI.
Colossal brought the Dire Wolf back from extinction⌠by using a strategy from Hollywood.The #1 winner of the Trade War? ThredUp⌠The second-hand clothing stock has doubled this year.Shopify is requir...
9 Apr 202522min

đ˘ âBuy the Dip?â â Or sell the dip? Artipopeâs $3,800 baby carrier. Fordâs patriot discount.
Should you buy the stock dip?... The best way to decide is with our stock Time Machine.Artipope just unveiled a $4,000 baby carrier⌠because the best status symbol is âstatus subtle.âFord launched emp...
8 Apr 202522min

đ âPan-cessionâ â Global recession risk. Chipotleâs tariff-free avocado. Clocking out at 4:39pm.
Stocks fell 10% Thurs/Fri, now this trade war could trigger a global recession⌠a âPan-cession.âChipotle went on a 7-year journey to find a tariff-free avo⌠but it doesnât exist.4 oâclock is the new 5...
7 Apr 202522min

âď¸ âWakanda got Tariffâdâ â Trade Warâs nuclear fallout. White Lotusâ drip strategy. Coachâs dwell time.
White Lotusâ szn finale is Sunday⌠and HBOâs drip strategy is beating Netflixâs drop.The best way to understand Trumpâs trade war nuclear bomb?... The $324 iPhone tariff.Coachâs handbag stores are add...
4 Apr 202522min

đ¸ â$3,600 per Famâ â Tariff Dayâs price tag. Tinderâs AI flirt-bot. Nintendoâs Mario Kart Metaverse.
It was T-Day: Tariffs, Tesla, & Trump⌠We got an update on all of âem (and why itâll cost you $3,600/year).Tinder launched a Flirt-bot⌠Because AIâs most powerful use is training pickup lines (serious...
3 Apr 202522min

đ âFinal Hootâ â Hootersâ Re-hooterization. Facebookâs OG makeover. Canadaâs WWII housing solution.
The Hooters founders are buying it outta bankruptcy⌠but did you know Hooters once had an Airline?Facebook is going back to the OG version⌠Because the Social Network became a Stranger Network.Canadaâ...
2 Apr 202522min





















