
đ”đœđ„Ą âSilver Swipersâ â DoorDashâs grannie growth. Softbankâs Nvidia ghosting. Italyâs Tortellini tariff. +McRib Bitcoin
DoorDash is the fastest-growing brand in America⊠shockingly because of your boomers.Softbank sold all its $5.8B of Nvidia stock⊠because AI $ is actually finite.Italian Pasta is getting a 107% tariff...
12 Nov 202521min

đ€Ą âForced Fun!â â Targetâs Smile Rule. Trumpâs $2k Tariff Dividend. OneSkinâs dude beauty. +Starbucksâ Bear-ista.
Targetâs making workers smile if a customer is within 10 ft⊠but itâs not the only âForced Fun biz.President Trump wants to send you ⊠but we found 5 huge economic plot holes.OneSkin has biohacked the...
11 Nov 202520min

đŠș âHow Vests Won Wall Stâ â Vest Szn. Duolingoâs unhinged mistake. Air Travelâs Expedia moment. +AI Dog Pawdcasters
Itâs Vest Season⊠So we tracked the history of Corporate Americaâs fave fashion to 1666.Duolingoâs stock had its worst day ever⊠because its Owl Mascot wasnât unhinged *enough*.Expediaâs stock jumped ...
10 Nov 202522min

đŠ âDoo-Doo-Dooâ â Baby Sharkâs IPO. 85% off Ozempic. Lyft CEO David Risher. +Restaurant Hottie AI
President Trump struck a deal with Big Pharma for $150 GLP-1 drugs⊠a total euro move.On the 10th anniversary of the Baby Shark video⊠its owner PinkFong IPOâd at a $400 million valuation.Lyftâs CEO c...
7 Nov 202526min

đ âHOLD Tory Birchâ â Fashionâs stock market. Elonâs $1 Trillion Rihanna payday. The Capitalism Election. +Tom Bradyâs cloned dog
Will Elon quit Tesla tomorrow?... He may if shareholders donât approve his $1 Trillion bonus (âBetter Have My Moneyâ)Hold: Gucci. Sell: Isabel Marant. Buy: LoeweâŠ. Fashion Trading is the new âLife Div...
6 Nov 202521min

đ»ââïž âArtificial Santaâ â Coca-Colaâs AI holiday ad. Axonâs bipartisan tasers. Betaâs e-airplane IPO. +Line-Waiting Biz
One stock defies politics: Axon⊠They found unity (reducing deaths) in a divisive topic (policing).Coca-Colaâs holiday commercial is here, and itâs AI-generated⊠headlines show hate, but data shows lo...
5 Nov 202522min

đ„Ź âOrganic Doritos?â â Whole Foodsâ amazonification. Palantirâs anti-college recruiting. AIâs unpopularity problem. +Nvidiaâs chicken stock
Palantir doesnât want college experience⊠so itâs hiring 18-year-olds for full-time jobs.Did you notice Doritos at Whole Foods?... Because the organic grocer has been âAmazonified.âAI has a PR problem...
4 Nov 202523min

đș âNobody Wants This⊠Product placementâ â Netflix's ad drama. Earnings Seasonâs exception. Neoâs home robot. +DoorDashâs cuffing szn
Netflixâs #1 show is full of conspicuous Dunkin logos⊠Enshittification or ingenious?Earnings season is 60% over, itâs the best in 4 years⊠But twenty somethings arenât celebrating.Neoâs home robot is...
3 Nov 202520min





















