Going to Poundtown at the Beach
Good Children: The Podcast is known for its fearless, unflinching commitment to investigative journalism. This week, we take on the most urgent question of our time: why does summer in New York City m...
30 Jul 20251h 11min
Sitting, Scooping, and Sucking: Bathroom Politics
Good Children: The Podcast continues its brave, Pulitzer-adjacent coverage of the issues that matter. This week, we investigate the modern bathroom: a space for releasing, for sucking, for crying, and...
23 Jul 20251h 4min
Bagels: A Definitive Ranking
Good Children: The Podcast prides itself on award-winning journalism that isn't afraid to ask the hard-hitting questions that might make other comedian podcast duos uncomfortable. This week, we're tac...
16 Jul 20251h 10min
Early Signs of Daddy Puberty
This week, we’re talking Daddy Puberty: the slow, confusing transformation from boy to twink to… Daddy. Is it a mindset? A muscle mass threshold? A beard-to-hair ratio? We break down the biology, the ...
9 Jul 20251h 4min
Escaping The Fire Island Hookup Forest
This week, we embed ourselves deep inside the myth, the legend, the cautionary tale that is Fire Island. Our mission? To uncover the truth behind the infamous Belvedere Hotel, an all-nude, men-only bo...
2 Jul 20251h 17min
From The Archive: Who Drank At My 17th Birthday Party?
ONE WEEK UNTIL WE'RE BACK WITH NEW EPISODES! Thanks for your patience <3 In the meantime, find us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/goodchildrenpod This week, travel back to a cold case from 20...
25 Jun 202546min
From The Archive: Bear in the Woods (S4E7)
Thank you for your patience as we plan our next season, we'll be back shortly with brand new episodes starting in July! (Happy Pride Month, am I right?) Until then, join us for a weekend in nature th...
19 Jun 20251h 30min
