Perfect Match E9-12: An Odd And Unsatisfying Ending

Welp, we all knew this trifling ass ending was coming...   WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast b...

26 Aug 202013min

FINALLY, we're at the very end of Jason's season! We watch Jason one of the biggest mistakes in Bachelor History--starting a trend with Bachelors following--and creating the signature "Mesnick". We le...

19 Aug 202012min

We gotta be honest; we really feel like we ain't watching The Bachelor. Some show about an ACTUAL love story with women who really want to be with the man in question, and have no chance of a lucrativ...

12 Aug 202011min

Hey Everybody! We're back with ALL of our thoughts about the most recent Bachelor Nation News: the blackest TAKEOVER Bachelor Nation has ever experienced. As two black-ass voices in this space, couldn...

12 Aug 202054min

Yeah it was Jason's hometown or whatevah...BUT BLACK. IS. KING. Tayshia is The Bachelorette. Clare done ran off with a black man. We're in a rare but beautiful state of bliss in #BachelorNation finall...

5 Aug 202012min

The title says it all. BIG YAWN! We meet some crazy Canadians, Molly's stiff ass parents, Naomi's God-fearing father and kooky mother, and Melissa's besties because her parents aint fuckin with her an...

5 Aug 202013min

We're down to 5 ladies left vying to become Ty's stepmom. It's the week before hometowns and shit's getting real (boring). Melissa got ANOTHER one-on-one date -- this time at Jason's house, Molly is s...

29 Jul 202012min

We're only on Episode 4 and we're already seeing the common themes here: these women are going up, down, AND around for this man who doesn't seem to do much, including not noticing (or ignoring) that ...

22 Jul 202014min