
Meeting the Parents & My Digital Footprint
We finally have a new episode of 1-800-SLOOTS where I get to hear your beautiful voices! But first I am STUNNED to find a Daily Mail article written about my booty transformation from months ago in wh...
24 Apr 202548min

Crying about White Lotus
Happy pop culture Thursday Sloots!! Let’s unpack season 3 of the White Lotus and the hits and misses of the finale. Laurie made me cry, Aimee Lou is such an Aimee Lou, and taboo incest plots can fly b...
17 Apr 202539min

Slumber Party Hot Seat ft. Alex
Get your jammies on sloots (and grab a furry pen + a notepad the size of your palm) we’re having a slumber party! There’s nothing new about me and Alex yapping on the couch but this week is a little ...
10 Apr 202547min

How I Quit Vaping Part 2
Part 2 of quitting-the-vape-with-Sofia is here!! If you’re looking for some next level wisdom for kicking your addiction, you’re in the right place. Today we’re tackling the hard ish — how to stop usi...
3 Apr 202546min

How I Quit Vaping Part 1
It’s just me and you this week Sloot! My detox from nicotine has been a journey and I am finally ready to share… and it’s a long story so we had to split it into two parts! How did this addiction begi...
27 Mar 202552min

Female Intuition & God Ft. Alex
Your favorite cousins are back, and the ADHD is real. We kick things off with an impromptu lesson on shapes—pop quiz: what shape is a TV? (wrong answers only) I would also love to know who took my Fra...
20 Mar 202544min

Botox, Filler Blindness & Mini Face Lifts ft. Plastic Surgeon Dr. Lafer
Ever wanted an expert’s take on any possible cosmetic treatment/ procedure under the sun?? Well this week you’re in luck because my beautiful, EDUCATED, plastic surgeon to the stars is here to give us...
13 Mar 202557min

My Ex Got Engaged ft. Alex
Alex got off the plane from Utah with vengeance. Breaking the news of my ex’s engagement? No problem! Calling a DIFFERENT ex for the first time in years on my behalf? Love it!!! In addition to cozying...
6 Mar 202549min





















