
A Hot Mess Announcement
Hey hotties and gorg(es?)! We’re taking a break! Just wanted to keep you informed and not ghost you like a toxic situationship. We’re not sure when we’ll be back but keep an eye out on our Instagram p...
19 Jun 20241min

Big Dick Jeff & Other Dating Nicknames
We are back with one of our FAVE call outs for Tell Me About It - dating nicknames!!! These are the silly little nicknames you make up for the people you’re dating because your friends can’t remember ...
18 Jun 202434min

Spiderman Kinks?!?
Hot Mess Hotline is bringing out loud cackles from Maddy and Grace this week as our listeners hear about one person’s Spiderman kinks! Another listener talks about her struggle with friendships which ...
16 Jun 202427min

Piping Hot Staff Room TEA ☕️
“It’s not called a WANK room it’s a POO room” - our favourite quote from this episode. Join us to discuss having a fuck buddy whilst starting a new relationship and also to share some unhinged workpla...
11 Jun 202429min

You’re Not Looking For A Big Dick AND Love
In today’s episode we have some stories from the hotties including a bit of advice for our gag-loving gal from a few episodes ago and some insight onto what it’s really like on the celebrity dating ap...
9 Jun 202427min

How To End A Date In 20 Seconds
Ever wanted to know how to end a date in 20 seconds? This episode has got you covered! We also discuss how passiveness and indecisiveness is just not attractive in a prospective partner. It’s not you...
4 Jun 202427min

Stalking CRINGE
Double up!! This week we have two hotties writing in with their love life questions and unpack stalking cringe, and hitting the sugar baby jackpot - everyone’s secret dream right?!Have a story you wan...
2 Jun 202428min



















