The Incognito Butcher

The Incognito Butcher

After copping a tremendous amount of deserved flak from general practitioners everywhere for his ill-advised comments, Luke is considering shaving off his moustache and keeping a low profile by becoming a butcher's boy. Pete thinks it's a bad idea - too many euphemisms with middle aged women to deal with.


On today's produce-themed episode we also hear about the godfather of British cheese as well as find out why you shouldn't entertain the idea of getting milkmen back. Got milk?


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Get Your Shackets and Shotguns Here

Get Your Shackets and Shotguns Here

Pete’s feeling the siren call of a tiny pressure cooker and Luke’s wondering why John Terry would bother ringing in to TalkSport to defend his footballing legacy.On a different note entirely, the Amer...

20 Aug 31min

Whale Stench on the Machinery

Whale Stench on the Machinery

Pete recently spent half a monkey on a hotel and went to see some atrocious stand-up. Luke’s reminded of the time he saw Van Morrison completely phone it in on stage. Also up for discussion today is t...

17 Aug 27min

The Impressive Chest of a Guatemalan Man

The Impressive Chest of a Guatemalan Man

The UK is experiencing its millionth heatwave of the summer and the world is on fire but at least a lot of shareholder value is being generated.On today’s show, Pete regales us with stories from a day...

13 Aug 35min

Eating Rollmops in a Public Toilet

Eating Rollmops in a Public Toilet

A hankering for fish on a stick can take you to strange places, as Pete recently discovered. It’s a bleak tale, but at least he’s not turning blue like that bloke who kept drinking silver.We get into ...

10 Aug 24min

The Toyota Century and 3D Printing Enthusiasts' Club

The Toyota Century and 3D Printing Enthusiasts' Club

Pete’s got a vest on and isn’t sure he’s a large enough man to carry it off. The ever-supportive Luke disagrees.Today we’re reflecting on the glory of the hotdog, the infantilisation of the modern man...

6 Aug 32min

Unofficial Chinese Police Stations

Unofficial Chinese Police Stations

Bizarre stories abound on today’s show as Luke recollects when a load of covert overseas Chinese “police stations” were found in the UK and Pete details a data encoding furore from the 1990s. Plus, we...

3 Aug 26min

Bad Knees and a Hosepipe Ban

Bad Knees and a Hosepipe Ban

Buckle up, everyone, it’s learning time and we’re getting to the bottom of some mysteries. Why don’t animals have green fur? Why does Luke respect Pete as a broadcaster? You’re about to find out the a...

30 Jul 34min

Don’t Have a Whinge, Poindexter

Don’t Have a Whinge, Poindexter

It’s a tech-heavy one today. Luke’s suckling on the teet of Apple’s Tim Cook, Pete’s bought yet another esoteric Chinese phone and together the guys have devised a breakthrough sleep-monitoring applic...

27 Jul 28min

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