EP147: Neil By Mouth

This week HANNAH SAW A GHOST. In an elevator. This is seriously spooky. What happened here? And what does concierge know? The huns discuss who's been blown away by whom, pubic thatch brushing, only fans creators and get into the Bonnie Blue debate.  SPOOKY NEWS Did you hear about the haunted annabelle doll? And the tragic death of Dan Rivera? Very verry spooky. It's a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPECIAL today - so plenty of your tales to keep us creeped out. Let's get into it... Story 1 Big S narrated a tale from Shane. It's Dec 2023 and we're in County Cork Ireland -  let him go let him tarry...  Story 2 Hannah narrates a wholesome story from MA ... me and jeremy - love finds a way. Story 3 Suzie narrates a story from Chloe - buried family secrets... literally. Story 4 Hannah has one from Bethany (stun patrehun) - PHOTO EVIDENCE - Flamingo Land to Haunted House (lot of animal chat in here, soz) Story 5 Suzie has one last one from Namonde - called The Girl In The Yellow Dress  Finally, on We Get Haunted - we delve into the whispering glass... to summon the spirit of eloise. ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YOU xoxoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Aug 1h 11min

It's us - the Quirky little girls who do comedy. Big Suze realises she's David Brent and she's Moved HOUSE! The Huns have nail opinions and Hannah picks the tarot that depicts shovelling quavers into a mans mouth. Stunning. Saucy. IT'S A COW SPESH!!!! (Creep of the Week for those not in the know). We're telling YOUR ghost stories this week. Cos you're all haunted tae fuck. Story One  Big Suze narrates a tale from Liv about her boyfriends late Grandad ... Is this a voicemail from beyond the grave?  Story Two  Hannah has a story from Holly about a haunted childhood home. Footsteps creaking...  Story Three  This is from Winnabelle (obsessed with this name!) this a ghost story in an office - a child called Zhun Zhun...  Story Four  Hannah's got a tale from Krista - two littlies about her niece and nephew. Creepy kids...  Story Five  From Victoria - "my five year old is a spooky bitch". Can Grace see dead people?  Story Six  Hannah's got a tale from the same Krista  - this one has PHOTOS. A spooky Ghost Hunt in Ontario, Canada...  Finally we TRY and channel Beelzebub. It doesn't go to plan. ENJOY HUNS xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns wanna see our shows?  SEE HANNAH AT EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE 13-24 AUGUST: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski-wip SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/suzie-preece-mcshow-wip-thu-21st-aug-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202508211830/ This week's episode includes a paid advertisement by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get your exclusive discount at betterhelp.com/ghosthuns to become your best self Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18 Aug 1h 1min

The huns have been to the THEATRE and are very cultural and slightly hungover this week. We get into Big Suze and her obsession with a menu in Romania, our take on mice in the house and whether or not Japan is a good idea (nagasaki anyone?). Also, we discuss serial killers and the mushroom murders. But to the stories! Story One A PROPER creepy one about a remote Scottish bothy... would you talk to the jogger? Story Two A shortie but a goodie. Ever feel like you've forgotten something? Story Three PART TWO of the creepy Welsh twins! Story Four Michael Flynn and professor Jerome. A hypnotic experiment gone wrong... COW COW COW (Creep of the Week) narrated by Big S this week comes from Chloe! We want to find this mirror in a car park.... Finally we wrap up with telepathy THAT GENUINELY WORKS. ENJOY HUNS xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns wanna see our shows?  SEE HANNAH AT EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE 13-24 AUGUST: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski-wip SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/suzie-preece-mcshow-wip-thu-21st-aug-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202508211830/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Aug 1h 17min

This week Hannah gets into THE Oasis gig. Fights start, beers are thrown and tears of joy happen. STUNNING. Big S gives her hot take on 28 Years Later too. Seen it huns? The stories this week are CREEPY AF. So let's get right in. Story One: Hannah kicks us off with a story about a haunted cardigan. Outrageous. Story Two: Big Suze has a tale of DELIVEROO HORROR. Might make you stop and think about getting your next pad thai. Story Three: Hannah has a story with one of the most vile endings known to humankind. Story Four: Jen went from Chicago to small town Wales. Have you heard of these twins? Part One. CREEPOFTHEWEEK (CoW!) is read by Hannah and from a lovely listener Nina. What's following this hun?? FINALLY, we end with some gorgey telepathy that's really starting to work. Right? ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YOU xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns wanna see our shows?  SEE HANNAH AT EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE 13-24 AUGUST: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski-wip SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/suzie-preece-mcshow-wip-thu-21st-aug-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202508211830/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Aug 1h 8min

We kick the eppy off trying to work out the meaning behind Hannah witnessing dead pigeons everywhere she goes. Also discussed - should the huns buy a haunted Scottish island? Are Q&A's for wankers? And of course - if you came to our lovely comedy show at Queer Comedy Club, THANK YOU! This week is a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPESHY (woohoo!) so let's get into it: Story 1: Big Suze has a story from Maya about a terrifying encounter in an East Midlands cabin by a lake... one of the more horrifying tales we've heard. Story 2: Hannah narrates a story from Jenna about the creepy ass Winsconsin Woods. What's lurking in there? Story 3: Suzie takes us to Ireland with a tale from Gerard about the Black Mare of Kilcraven. Story 4: Hannah finishes the ep with a story from Jenna - don't mess with ouija boards kids. Who on earth is Zazu Zozo? (some ghosty video evidence here too) THANKS HUNS ENJOY THE EPPY WE LOVE YOU xoxoxox JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns wanna see our shows?  SEE HANNAH AT EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE 13-24 AUGUST: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski-wip SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/suzie-preece-mcshow-wip-thu-21st-aug-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202508211830/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Jul 58min

This week Hannah has been seeing a lot of dead pigeons, but stays relatable in her "hoxton" hotel, Suzie has a general shitty attitude and our latest pod Recco is Sea of Lies. You simply must listen it's so good! Chaos as ever basically. Let's get to the creepy stories though. Story 1 Hannah narrates a story called The Brass Vase - think eyes on the palms... Story 2 We travel to Belarus with Big S - a village that has yellow eyes... (eye theme) Creep of the Week (COW!) is read by Hannah and sent in by Courtney from AMERIKA! We revisit the Rules of Appalachia... Enjoy the eppy stun huns and don't forget to see our Work in Progress comedy shows - links on our personal Instagram! @Hannahbitch_cough_ski & @suziepreece xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns wanna see our shows?  SEE HANNAH AT EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE 13-24 AUGUST: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski-wip SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/suzie-preece-mcshow-wip-thu-21st-aug-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202508211830/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Jul 1h 6min

We kick off this week with Hannah doing a DEEP DIVE on the dodgy Never Been Kissed - or shall we call it Never Been Nonced? Horrendous. Big Suze has written down the word Tunas. So there's loads of twists and turns. Netflix recommendation: Surviving Death. Big S tells us a story about Near Death Experiences...  It's another CREEP OF THE WEEK speshy! 1) Big S narrates a story from Kirsty in Northern Ireland. We call this - The Hanging Woman. Uh oh.  2) Hannah has a VERY CREEPY story from Maylin. Including evidence of a woman wailing.... this gave us CHILLS. 3) Big S has a story from Esme in Cali - I think we're dealing with a mimic... carfeful of them rural communities GURL.  4) Hannah finishes the eppy with a story from Aoife who sadly lost her friend Lucas. Is he getting in touch?  We Get Haunted So You Don't Have To - we get into TELEPATHY. And... guess what... it gets real weird. Huns, is it starting to work??? ENJOY XOXO JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns wanna see our shows?  SEE HANNAH AT EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE 13-24 AUGUST: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski-wip SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/suzie-preece-mcshow-wip-thu-21st-aug-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202508211830/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Jul 1h 1min

The huns have just done their SPOOKY CHURCH show (thanks everyone who came!) and are hanging out their ass. Hannah is on the serial killer fiction (A Flicker in the Dark) and Big S describes how Hannah nearly murdered her in the swimming pool. The AI generator picks a tarot this week and it is JUDGMENT. Rude.  We go down memory lane and bring up wannabe friendships at school and teachers making dubious decisions...  Anyway, let's get straight into the stories: Story 1  Hannah narrates a story about Carmen who is off to a new school in Indiana. Kids can be terribly terribly mean...  Story 2  My brother went on a solo hike... but was it him that came home? Narrated by Big Sue Story 3  Hannah has one about a narrow country road in Wren Hollow.... a lonely house tucked in the trees - what could go wrong? Story 4  CREEP OF THE WEEK! Suzie reads out a story from Sydney who hails from Lansing, Michigan. THERE IS HAUNTED AUDIO FOR THIS ONE! Evidence!!! Do you hear the man speaking? The huns finish off with a haunting - bringing back someone from the dead...  Thank you huns we love you all, enjoy! xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns wanna see our shows?  SEE HANNAH AT EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE 13-24 AUGUST: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski-wip SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/suzie-preece-mcshow-wip-thu-21st-aug-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202508211830/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Jul 54min