253. Bratty Subs, The Hot Co-Worker & Lots of Boring S*x

In honor of the recent 4/20 let's talk the research on cannabis and sexual activity- if it doesn't inspire you it still may intrigue you. Today I am following up from my poll asking yall "what makes a good lay"- there were MANY answers and a few common pleas. spoiler alert; guys like enthusiasm =) Listener questions include a wifey who's man struggles to say "I love you", a husband with a wife who is an endless tease and a personal Q asking moi what my most embarrassing sex tale is. Today's topic; sexless dynamics in the bedroom- the dead end you approach when you weaponize sex. The endless cycle of putting off sex, neglecting her emotional needs and getting lazy. Let's talk about it. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Join the Patreon here. Load Boost: Use code "Housewife" to get 10% off your purchase at LoadBoost.com Uberlube: Get 10% off + Free Shipping using code "Housewife" at Uberlube.com BlueChew: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code HOUSEWIFE at checkout--just pay $5 shipping.  Beducated: Get 24 hours ALL ACCESS risk-free using code JORDYN at https://beducate.me/jordyn-beducated plus get 50% off your yearly subscription when you sign up.

22 Apr 202456min

You..Me..& a whole bunch of listeners questions=) A few include; a husband who feels more drawn to porn than his wife because he feels judged by his "turn-ons"...he doesn't know how to tell her why lately he hasn't been pursuing her. Another listener wants to know how to "get over" the sensation of having to poo during anal. Todays topic of the hour; discussing 2 ways specifically you can banish the boredom blues; Dirty Talk & Role play. Can you learn how to dirty talk and what happens *if* it gets awkward? If a couple is interested in role playing whats some ways to go about it? Want more episodes? Join the Patreon! Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon! ask anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Factor Meals: Get fifty percent off your first box, plus twenty percent off your next box, with code housewife50 at FACTOR MEALS.com/housewife50. Bluechew: Receive your first month supply FREE using code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: If you’re 21+, you can get 15% off + a free pack of award-winning Dreams THC + CBN sleep gummies with our exclusive code: HOUSEWIFE at VIIAHEMP.COM Load Boost: Get 10% off your purchase using code "Housewife" at loadboost.com Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

15 Apr 202447min

Today we are joined with Abigail Jensen aka @vibeslut and co-host of the Rat Girls podcast- we chat how to tell your partner you arent achieving the big O, getting present during sex as an overthinker, and if she could let men know one thing about sex what would it be?! We chat about her own personal relationship (and ex's), her grooming habits, her love of vibrators and more! Todays listener questions include toy recommendations for a wifey looking to stimulate her mans prostate internally (see below), a husband who married his high school girlfriend who wants to explore more (and so does wifey maybe)..is he broken or will this longing ever become reality? Listen to Rat Girls podcast on Apple Podcasts. Follow todays guest Abby Jenson @vibeslut Want more content? Bonus episodes( & audio erotica) over at the PATREON. www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Ask Anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com BlueChew: Use code "housewife" at checkout to get your first month supply FREE, just pay shipping at www.bluechew.com Beducated: Get 24 hours FREE all access + 50% off yearly pass using code "JORDYN" or go to https://beducate.me/jordyn-birthday Uberlube: Receive 10% off+ FREE SHIPPING using code "housewife" at checkout at uberlube.com Flure: Go to www.Flure.com or download the Flure app in your app store. Toys Recommended for stimulating male g-spot externally; The Bootie - simple,great for beginners, the shape is everything here The Duke - vibrates! Magic Missile Vibrating Ribbed Prostate Massager - (use code "housewife10" for a discount! ) Aneros Helix Syn Trident Silicone Prostate Massager - on the thinner side; great for beginners 10/10 - use code "housewife10"

8 Apr 20241h 2min

Daddy Issues; the 411. JOIN THE PATREON for weekly bonus episodes + audio erotica -- click the link or go to www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

4 Apr 202426min

Todays episode I am discussing the practice & benefits of semen retention. Listener questions include the 411 on butt plugs, is there use for aesthetics? Foreplay? Kink? Penetration? Spoiler alert; all the above and more! Another listener is in a relationship with a man who insist the lights be off during sex and she is self conscious; she fears he may have a porn addiction and when she confronts him he stonewalls. Lastly a listener asks about BWC privilege. Does it exist? Or is he just on a "hot streak"? His words not mine. Let's discuss. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon! BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code "Housewife" at checkout at www.bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: Use code "HOUSEWIFE" at www.VIIAhemp.com to get 15% off+ free sample pack of Dreams sleep gummies. Factor Meals: Head to FactorMeals.com/housewife50 and use code housewife50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next box! Ask Anon www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on social media: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

1 Apr 202455min

28 Mar 202424min

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25 Mar 20241h 7min

Whiskers update + my thoughts on keeping your maiden name. Today were discussing retroactive jealousy..do you fantasize about past partners? BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE using code "Housewife" at checkout at BlueChew.com

21 Mar 202423min