Episode 429: Starting Dialogue with Pants

Hey, I'm a podcaster, get me out of here! That's what you WON'T be thinking during this smash-mouth, mile a minute, or should we say MIKE a minute episode of the beloved improv comedy true crime podcast Your Kickstarter Sucks. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. These guys are the real daily fantasy. If you have information that could lead to the arrest of the person trying to steal my fuel points, please sign up for YKS Premium (safe). Listen to the dozens of hours of content there, and then circle a number on a receipt and get back to us ASAP. Finally, Your Kickstarter Sucks is sponsored by BlueChew. Wanna get some discount penis medicine? Use promo code YKS at checkout for a free shipment of the good stuff from BlueChew (just pay shipping). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

10 Sep 20191h 17min

Ohhhh our boys are juicin! And we love it, don't we folks? We love the big superheroes and how they save all the crying men. And the coffee! Fabulous. Just fabulous. This week on YKS, we revisit the majesty of Ernest P Worrell, puzzle at the compensation structure of modern national stage acts, and award the Pimp of the Day Award. Now that rocks. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle.And if you'd like to hear more YKS, check out our Patreon page. Lots of good stuff on there. This week, Part 2 of our Huckabee series, with our instant impressions the night of attending the big 100th episode freak show. Huck lets his hair down and so do we. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

3 Sep 20191h 30min

Hey, it's Episode 113. Mind if we fuck around and accidentally make it really long for some reason? This week on YKS: Mike goes Dr. Manhattan and JF digs deep into the offerings on tap at Kid Rock's Big Ass Honky Tonk Bar & Grill. Plus we discuss some of the Mango Mussolini's best tweets, our approach to partying, and getting those beans. Download and listen to this show on this website. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Cheers guys.For more YKS, check out our Patreon page where just $5 gets you 4 episodes a month, or an episode per Thursday, but of course some months have more than 4 Thursdays, and some may even have fewer. I really do not know. Coming up on the show: Mike and JF revisit TBN Studios to take in the 100th episode of Mike Huckabee's nasty little goblin circus, plus a brand new segment we're calling "The BTS Hours". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

27 Aug 20191h 58min

Original YKS: Full Flavor returns with a jumbo episode on the seedy underworld of career inventors, the rising cost of apples, and the great shame of eating dinner. Plus, you know we had to do it to 'em (play the video from an annoying card game). Oh baby! What more could you ask for?!Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. For more YKS, check out the Patreon page at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. This week on YKS Premium, the boys try some Wasabi Kit-Kats and loose leaf tea while thumbing through the mailbag. This episode of YKS is sponsored by BlueChew. To get your first shipment free, go to BlueChew.com and enter code YKS at checkout. Just pay shipping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

21 Aug 20191h 40min

On a very special YKS, Mike and JF put the bullshit to the side to talk turkey with friend of the show Nick Ciarelli and his very funny boss Bradford Evans. You've probably seen their kick ass videos on Twitter, and now it's time to hear them talk about porno and the Krassenstein Bros. Then, later on in the show, two different people come on who we haven't met before. Their names are Xander and Lorenzo (different names, see) and they're Frankie Muniz's managers. They've got a thick stack of scripts to go through and it's up to Mike and JF to decide which ones get to ol' Malcolm in the Middle's table at the big Olive Oil store. And there's a waiter as well for some of it.For more YKS, hey, well, you heard the ad about libraries in the middle of the show! And understood the point of it. Anyway please check it out. Thanks.For more Brad and Nick, check out NickandBradTube. I just canceled Netflix for it! Although I could easily afford both.Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Thanks men. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

13 Aug 20191h 16min

Did somebody say games???? Oh baby. You know JF and DB are pullin' up a chair. That's right, we're sitting in chairs this episode...but wait a minute, I'm getting some serious couch vibes from this ep! Uh oh!! Better check it out. Now that's what I call, the stuff to write in the episode description box. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Thanks boys.And for more of our shit, check out YKS Premium. We'd appreciate it, and also you might enjoy yourself. Kind of a good gamble to make there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

6 Aug 20191h 20min

Damn! Eddie Murphy lives in a big ass house! That's what we're talking about on today's show, plus: stinky dogs, getting your daily fat intake out of the way, swinging a big stick around, and enacting the Frankenstein Protocol. Some really bad Kickstarters on this week's show as well. But hey, that's the name of the game baby! And the game, as usual, is not for the easily offended, OR Safe for Work! Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Support the show and get over 70 additional episodes of classic content by subscribing to YKS Premium. And follow us on instagram: @YKSPod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

30 Jul 20191h 32min

Hey hey hey! Doing the Fat Albert thing I guess. Although I never saw the original...show? Was it a movie? I just saw the Kenan Thompson version of it. Which was funny back then. He kind of did a funny voice on it. Anyway, today's show is all about Kickstarters. And porno from the movies! You don't wanna miss this. I think there was a guy with a lampshade on his head and it was sort of implied that he was drunk??? Oh crap I just remembered it had Bill Cosby in it. Sorry. So, when I said "hey hey hey" I was doing something else. A new thing, that I invented. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle.For more YKS, delete your subscription to Mr Skin and check out the YKS Premium episodes at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

23 Jul 20191h 22min