Help My Pussy's In The Dark

Help My Pussy's In The Dark

William and Jordan have got a lot to say in this episode. One's ranting about washing machine temperatures and the other's moaning about the price of pints. I'm sure we can guess who's who. There's also confusion about Desmond Tutu, and the boys share their advice about a cat eating with the light off, dealing with late risers and playing dress up.


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Squatting Painters, Butlin's Board Game and Jordan's Skiddies

Squatting Painters, Butlin's Board Game and Jordan's Skiddies

William and Jordan chat about what happens when a decorator moves into your home, and the essential topic of what to call the telly remote control. Chat about quirky names for common items evolves into what to call your pants, and is William's Hyacinth Bucket jumper as bad as Jordan thinks? Plus, the boys get some very useful medical bum advice from G&Diva Sophie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

6 Jun 22min

Help I’m In A New York Travel Tavern

Help I’m In A New York Travel Tavern

Coming to you live from New York City - it’s William Hanson! But don’t worry, Jordan North is still here - he’s in London. We’re pulling out all the stops for our first transatlantic recording, and the boys are ready to tackle your worldwide dilemmas concerning dirty housemates, how to seat odd numbers of dinner guests, and what to say to the postman when he catches you in the middle of waxing a private area.Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase.saily.com/sexted Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

3 Jun 53min

Hairy Bums, Ben’s Fan Club and Silver Sexters

Hairy Bums, Ben’s Fan Club and Silver Sexters

Just when you thought the world couldn’t get any madder… someone has floated the idea of starting a fan club for Producer Ben. But the real question is - what on earth would you call it? Meanwhile, the boys also receive a brilliantly specific bit of expert advice on how much effort one should go to when preparing their posterior for a medical appointment. Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase.saily.com/sexted Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

30 Mai 22min

Help I Shagged My Pupil’s Dad

Help I Shagged My Pupil’s Dad

After all the excitement over William’s new hat it’s now time for the next phase of his life. His suit era. Not to be outdone, Jordan reveals he’s joined a very elite club that sounds a bit like a cult. The boys then get to answering your everyday dilemmas involving naughty children, STIs and relationships with your pupil's parent.Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase.saily.com/sexted Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

27 Mai 44min

Grammar, Secret Words and Old Friends

Grammar, Secret Words and Old Friends

The boys respond to your correspondence involving a stern telling off for William and an update on an old friend of Jordan’s. Plus we hear some of the G&Diva’s made up phrases for everyday life including an unusual use of the word ‘flap cakes’.Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase.saily.com/sexted Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Mai 28min

Help I’ve Got A Fuzzy Peach

Help I’ve Got A Fuzzy Peach

William Hanson is very excited to be hard launching his new hat, but will it receive the Jordan North seal of approval? The boys also tackle your dilemmas regarding how to ask about a promised birthday present that never materialised and what the etiquette is for preparing your nether regions ahead of an inspection from a health care professional.Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase.https://saily.com/sexted Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 Mai 44min

The Ultimate Divorce Playlist, Senior G&Divas and Nature's Stress Balls

The Ultimate Divorce Playlist, Senior G&Divas and Nature's Stress Balls

William and Jordan are sharing your suggestions for the ultimate divorce playlist, including some lovely singing from the boys. Jordan has a suggestion for dyslexics playing Scrabble, William's delving into the podcast comments and at what age does a G&Diva become a senior listener?Download SAILY in your app store and use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. Further details can be found at https://saily.com/sexted Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

16 Mai 21min

Help They’ve Ruined My Crêpe Suzette

Help They’ve Ruined My Crêpe Suzette

William’s had a week of highs and lows. After being featured in another celeb TikTok he then finds himself crashing back down to earth after a pudding based disaster. Jordan then adds the cherry on top by revealing he’s about to let William down in a titanic way. The boys then get to helping with your dilemmas involving the mysterious art of ‘Wolf-bagging’ and how to tell your parents to stop being amorous when you’re in the house.Download SAILY in your app store and use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. Further details can be found at https://saily.com/sexted Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Mai 49min

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