Daycare Drug Mules

Daycare Drug Mules

Ash has resorted to morning frisk searches with Oscar to make sure he's not smuggling any contraband (toys) into daycare. Even with these elevated security measures, the little deviant is managing to get the good stuff out the door.

Matt's realised he's become a top-shelf lame dad as he's started tracking his sleep with his watch. Wait it gets better.. he now tracks his heart rate during sex.

Ash has a parenting hack (he's adamant it's a style and not a hack but it's definitely a hack) called competitive parenting, which he picked up from another doting dad.

We also share your best Parenting Lies and have a crack at answering your parenting questions:

  • Do dad's purposely take 30min poos to get away from the kids?
  • During birth, did you stay up “the safe” end or did you watch everything?

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#185 How do you turn a boy into a man?

#185 How do you turn a boy into a man?

It's a deep one today and it's a question the boys aren't taking lightly. In fact Ash reveals he's back with his psychologist to talk through his concerns over how he's parenting Oscar and his big fee...

18 Nov 202550min

#184 Newborn and child Sleep Specialist Sarah Clifton

#184 Newborn and child Sleep Specialist Sarah Clifton

The dads are running off fumes this week! Sleep expert (and founder of SwoopBaby) Sarah Clifton joins us to answer all your burning questions about kids and sleep. From night wakes to nap strikes and ...

16 Nov 202540min

# 183 A dog poo disaster and a life-changing dinner hack

# 183 A dog poo disaster and a life-changing dinner hack

We're into another chaotic week with the kids but this time it's Buster who's in the naughty corner. Ash shares why his daughter's hunger has no bounds, even when it comes to saving the seals and Mat...

11 Nov 202556min

#182 Lunchbox Notes, Fake Feet, Throwing Out Important Things

#182 Lunchbox Notes, Fake Feet, Throwing Out Important Things

Matty J's wife, Laura, has been accused of throwing out an expensive bottle that belongs to producer Jess (it has a metal top, mind you!) Should she be blamed for this horrible act, though? Speaking ...

4 Nov 202556min

#181 Adopted Life and Fake Finger Labour Support with Proud Dad Ryan Jon

#181 Adopted Life and Fake Finger Labour Support with Proud Dad Ryan Jon

You know Ryan as one-half of the Toni and Ryan show. He also happens to be a dad to little toddler Mabel! From the time his partner Bridget squeezed his fake finger a bit too hard during labour to ge...

2 Nov 20251h 2min

#180 Beware of my devilish charm

#180 Beware of my devilish charm

What's the most you've ever paid when it comes to your child's sporting activities? Matty J is left speechless after getting a glimpse of Marlie's ballet recital tickets. Can you top this?! Ash had ...

28 Okt 202553min

#179 Daddy did a big poo!

#179 Daddy did a big poo!

It's been a while since Daddy Ash has had an "accident" in public. Unfortunately, it happened at the worst place possible and has left him scarred ever since. Matty J has found a way to sort out Lola...

21 Okt 202544min

#178 Picky Eaters, Breastfeeding Nightmares and A Divvy Van with Wholesome by Sarah

#178 Picky Eaters, Breastfeeding Nightmares and A Divvy Van with Wholesome by Sarah

Wholesome by Sarah is the absolute queen of keeping family meals real! She knows exactly how to keep the kids happy, from picky eaters and beige diets to sneaking in a few veggies into your kids' bell...

19 Okt 202548min

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