What Not To Say To Kids In A Park

What Not To Say To Kids In A Park

We start this episode with an update regarding Lola's hatred of her dad - the poor, desperate, lonely Matty J. You know which dad has kids that don't hate him - Ash.

It might be because he's an all-round great guy or maybe it's the fact that he's saved his kids countless times from the ferocious animals that reside in Warriewood (geckos). Also worth noting that he caught and released a mouse during the week. Doctor Dolittle eat ya heart out.

Matt found himself in an awkward situation at the park during the week after some school girls tried to sell him some cake. Only issue is that he didn't have cash and they didn't accept card. The solution? Matt asked for their home address so he could drop some money in their letterbox. As you can imagine - it didn't go down well.

We share your best Toddler Meltdown stories as well as have a crack at answering your listener questions:

  • Do you ever show your kids Disney movies?
  • What are your top tips for helping your partner when they're breast feeding?

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