432: Turtetiquette
Dear Hank & John12 Nov 2025

432: Turtetiquette

Who is responsible for the ridiculous pet names from John and Hank’s childhood? Any tips on how to cope with pre-wedding stress? Can you explain snot? What is turtle etiquette? What organs do you actually need? What would happen if the oceans were 50% less salty? …Hank and John Green have answers!


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433: Making the Ice

433: Making the Ice

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431: The Complicated Dust of Earl Tupper

431: The Complicated Dust of Earl Tupper

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430: A Yawn Across Time

430: A Yawn Across Time

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429:  The Mouse Layer

429: The Mouse Layer

Why don’t ants drown when it rains? Why is my car covered in bees? How do I balance a profession I love with wanting to have a life outside of work? Why is it easy to put my feet in water, but it’s un...

22 Okt 202535min

428: Hard Pivot to Balls

428: Hard Pivot to Balls

If humanity is around long enough, could another species evolve to look like us to deter predators? What did people do when they woke up before the existence of phones? What’s your favorite replacemen...

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427: Ghosts to Fix the Housing Crisis

427: Ghosts to Fix the Housing Crisis

Do dogs have a preferred direction to chase their tail in? Why do we put the dollar sign before the number? Why don’t we have a word for “dying of thirst”? How do I approach public notoriety? …Hank an...

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426: The Hank Green Twitter Memorial Garden

426: The Hank Green Twitter Memorial Garden

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