“I’M ESCAPING THE SYSTEM”
A caller gets a doctor’s note allowing him 3 months of paid leave. He uses this time to tell us his life story of DJing for celebrities, having 3 sugar mamas, dealing with a social media obsessed moth...
7 Des 20251h 20min
“MY DAD WON’T LEAVE MY BASEMENT”
A caller's relationship is strained by her dad overstaying his welcome in the basement, a caller falls in love and spends 5 days with a beautiful homeless man, and a final caller explains how she beca...
3 Des 20251h 7min
GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A SCAT FETISH”
Hello. I am reading emails from a closet in my parent’s house. Those emails involve dream interpretation, Celsius abuse, erectile dysfunction, a scat fetish, and a lot of other things. Please listen. ...
30 Nov 20251h 10min
THE GECKMAIL THANKSGIVING SPECIAL: “I DON’T HAVE ANY SPOONS”
I am home for thanksgiving so I got my sister Chloe to read viewer mail with me. She tries to convince me to care about how I look and also buy to more than one spoon. But I thwart her arguments with ...
26 Nov 20251h 29min
“I PISS PEOPLE OFF”
A caller pisses people off in an attempt to help them understand him, a caller struggles to build a music career, and a final caller keeps relearning the same lesson. It is important to have a fire ex...
23 Nov 20251h 21min
“I’VE BEEN BANNED”
A single mom tries to form a social life outside of her relationships with streamers, a caller expresses his disdain for food critics blowing up his favorite spots, and I interpret the dreams of a vie...
19 Nov 20251h 12min
“I ACCIDENTALLY ATE A DOG”
A caller accidentally eats a dog, a caller navigates dating a man 43 years older than him, and a caller begins his doomsday preparations. Afterwards we read some viewer mail and call a woman who talk...
16 Nov 20251h 23min
