Episode 81

It’s time for the only Category 5 podcast in the world…and the solar system! Welcome to Episode 81. We are the patron podcast for auto-brewery syndrome, provocatively dressed Catholics, midgets from the mid-East and fat folks feeling fine. https://youtu.be/5Fn_qbL_jE8

(2:24) – There’s a new Pick 3 on our website. Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com and tell us your 3 favorite Christmas movies. (3:46) – Rachel Steele update. (5:52) – Despite what the experts say, we try to humanize each other, for you…the home viewer…The Prince of Pittsburgh had a dream about playing a basketball game. (7:54) – An update on Tiny’s ass. Is he gay? (11:43) – A long-awaited update on Prince Huckamuckfuk. (12:10) – Reader’s Digest going downhill? (12:58) - @newscientist…A giant hornet in Asia appears in Europe for the first time. Wild cave fish can survive with almost no sleep. (13:53) – The Prince attended another seminar. This time it’s all about sound legal advice for planning wills, etc. (15:57) – Podcast Numerology. Robert DeNiro, Mick Jagger, Chevy Chase, Joe Pesci, Christopher Walken, Barry Manilow, Jimmy Johnson, Joe Namath are all 81 years old. (19:10) – Born in 1981: Natalie Portman, Alicia Keys, Elijah Wood, Justin Timberlake, Adrianna Lima, Beyonce, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Serena Williams, Amy Schumer, Pitbull, Alessandra Ambrosio, Meagan Markle, Bryce Dallas Howard and Jennifer Hudson. (19:59) – Athletes #81: Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, Tim Brown, Dick Night Train Lane, Marian Hossa, Phil Kessel and Miroslav Satan, Troy Edwards and Jesse James. (25:48) – Amusing Buffoonery…We discuss Facebook posts. Onions, cootchie and cat piss. (34:40) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze Facts of the Week (35:14) – British chemists create world's thinnest spaghetti (36:07) – Australia scientists develop an app to help track user’s flatulence. (38:00) – South Korean man was convicted of binge eating to avoid military service. (38:50) – South Korean man arrested in Lima, Peru for trying to leave the country while exporting 320 tarantulas, 110 centipedes and 9 bullet ants strapped to his body. (41:28) – The Movie Game (48:34) – The Music Game. Paul G is warming up in the pen. (52:08) – Chili, etc. This week it’s Billie Jean King, Gloria Gaynor, Carly Simon, Joni Mitchell, Holland Taylor, Catherine Deneuve, Blythe Danner, Leslie Uggams, Lauren Hutton (1:06:38) – Samurai Chatter (1:08:31) – Would you rather be able to run on your hands or write on your feet? (1:10:46) – Would you rather have three eyes or three ears? (1:12:09) – Would you rather have a shark’s head and a human body or a human head and a shark’s body? (1:14:29) – Would you rather meet a famous person or meet aliens? (1:16:33) – Yogi Berra quote