102 - The Crazy Unicorn Dildo Lady

Episode 102 of the only Category 5 podcast in the universe was recorded in front of a live studio audience. We’re calling it the Crazy Unicorn Dildo Lady as we will start naming each episode going forward. This week, we have tons of new things to introduce to you so be sure you stick around, and remember, tell ‘em where you got it!

https://youtu.be/4D37A3-hUBw

(1:30) – Beer Night recap. Bob and Tarzan and make an appearance and turns out Guru and Tiny saw someone they knew but didn’t talk to her!

(3:50) – The new question for the website for your participation is your three favorite drinks to order at the bar. Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com, to submit youranswers.

(5:12) – Tiny’s not a team player.

(7:29) – The Prince of Pittsburgh attends a seminar about the birds of North Park.

(11:32) - @newscientist magazine makes it’s triumphantreturn!

1. Should you water your orchids with ices cubes? It’s a fierce debate.

2. Evolution can begin in systems we didn’t originally consider alive.

3. Ancient device thought to be a computer, may not have worked.

(13:31) – Dear Tiny

Q1. If you had a choice to fight one duck-sized pierogior 100 pierogi-sized ducks?

Q2. My girlfriend caught me having some ‘me time’ and shethought it was weird because she was available and willing. Is she right?

Q3. My fiancé was vigorously washing himself in the shower. Why would he do that when I’m ready and willing? Will he stop once we’re married?

Q4. I have a large boil on my inner thigh that resemblesJohn Candy. The doctor wants it removed. Should I comply?

(21:21) – College stories

(29:58) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

F1. A man in Michigan, upset that his girlfriend's family went on a cruise without him, sent a bomb threat to the cruise line.

F2. Two Belgian teenagers were arrested for attempting tosmuggle ants out of the country to sell on the black market.

F3. The first-ever "Sperm Race" was held on Friday and aimed to promote openness around men's health.

(35:09) – The Movie Game

(39:35) – The Music Game

(43:10) – Argy Bargy…Severe Thunderstorm Warnings in yourarea.

(45:56) – Hell’s Half Acre. Jennifer Aniston vs. Crazy Unicorn Dildo Lady

(51:16) – Samurai Chatter

Q1. Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years?

Q2. Would you rather have to wear every shirt inside outor every pair of pants backwards?

Q3. Would you rather be Elton John or Billy Joel?

Q4. Would you rather get drunk with Deshaun Watson orJustin Bieber?

(59:15) – Steven Wright quote