
đł âShamu got jackedâ â SeaWorldâs $3B splash. ZuckCoinâs death. SpaceXâs eLoN WiFi.
Shocker: SeaWorld just had its best quarter ever, so Shamuâs dropping $3B to bulk up on amusement. Facebook stock just plummeted 20% â It wants you thinking âMetaverseâ because thatâs a MetaDistractio...
3 Feb 202217min

â â_ _ _ _ _â â Wordleâs growth hack. Tom Bradyâs celebrepreneurship. Exxon Mobilâs epic high.
Tom Brady is retiring from football, but already wrote the Celebrepreneur playbook with GOAT Inc. Wordle went from zero to 3 million users to acquisition in 3 months because it was able to _ _ _ _ _ (...
2 Feb 202218min

đĽ¤đ¸ âDry January became Moist Januaryâ â The Big Beverage Blur. Rogan vs Neil Part II. FTXâs $32B crypto winter.
The biggest Dry January ever just ended, but we noticed something strange: A bunch of new alcohol. Joe Rogan and Neil Youngâs Spotify duel has ended and we have a winner. And while itâs Crypto Winter ...
1 Feb 202218min

đśď¸ âKim K & Hot Sauceâ â Kardashianâs $3.2B Skims. McCormickâs hot sauce sorcery. Nord Streamâs war pipe.
Just in time for the Olympics (starting this Friday!), Kim Kardashianâs Skims shapewear hit a $3.2B valuation (theyâre all over these 2022 Beijing games). Hot sauce is growing so fast in America itâs ...
31 Jan 202218min

đ âMcYou-Chose-The-Menuâ â McDonaldâs ultimate hack. Appleâs Atlas pose. HackerOneâs $49M bug bounty.
Weâre looking at Appleâs earnings and only seeing 1 thing: Atlas Pose (and Marshawn Lynch). McDonaldâs newest menu is a hack â it was literally designed by you (ever heard of âMcSurf&Turf?â). And Hack...
28 Jan 202218min

đ¸ âThe Princess War Diariesâ â Mattel/Hasbroâs doll-ocracy. Teslaâs calendar invite. The 1st special effects stock.
Teslaâs got record numbers, but itâs also got a calendar problem (just ask Cybertruck). Mattel and Hasbro have fought a magical war over Disney princesses and we finally have a winner. And if youâve s...
27 Jan 202218min

đ¸ď¸ âJoe Rogan vs Neil Youngâ â Spotifyâs spiderman moment. Mark Cubanâs shark drug. Plentyâs $400M salad.
Spotify has to choose between Joe Roganâs podcast and Neil Youngâs tunes because with great publishing comes great responsibility (thanks, Uncle Ben). Mark Cubanâs new side hustle is a prescription dr...
26 Jan 202219min

đ âItâs a balloon, not a bubbleâ â Whatâs happening to stocks. Taco Bellâs business school. Insuranceâs surveillance.
If youâre feeling pain in your portfolio, itâs because the stock market has dropped 10%. But donât call it a bubble⌠itâs a balloon. Taco Bell just launched a business school (guac, like tuition, is s...
25 Jan 202217min






















