Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Wow, we finally did it y'all. We proved that evolution isn't real and Darwin is a false prophet. Time to praise the Oklahoma Peanut Princess instead!Check out our new merch! https://store.dftba.com/co...

12 Mai 20211h 19min

Christine is pregnant!!!! But more importantly, Alex is on Tinder.Check out our new merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachto...

5 Mai 20211h 18min

XylophoneANDYCheck out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Follow us on TikTok! tiktok.com/@beachtoosand...

28 Apr 20211h 28min

In our humble but honorable opinions, it's about time ski resorts start serving nachos. PERIDOT.Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on...

26 Apr 202135min

Interested in Jared Leto and Marky Mark's nipples? This is the episode for you! Oh wait, wrong type of pasties...Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too...

21 Apr 20211h 8min

Not sure if Christine's casket story is something I need to talk to the police about or not... Please advise.Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet...

14 Apr 20211h 14min

This week we talk about the latest flash in the satanic panic. His name is Montero and he worships pentagons or pentagrams or something. Enjoy the art!Donate to Lost-n-Found Youth! https://lnfy.org/ge...

7 Apr 20211h 2min

Catch us in Spotify's new playlist: Podcasts brought down by Scientology. Hopefully we can still make it as minions at a megachurch!Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-...

31 Mar 20211h 25min